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Caption This! November 25, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 7 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

“AtlantaHoosier” penned last week’s Caption This! winning entry:

When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When you have neither, rappel down the side of the building.

(This week’s photo source: Hawee on Flickr )

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  • julie tolek

    my usual “studying for finals” regalia. usually effective in keeping people away whilst i study….that, or i just can’t see or hear them when they bother me. works either way.

  • RoRo444

    Even after he became a very successful Bitter Lawyer™, Alvin *still* couldn’t figure out why he had no girlfriend.

  • Kenner R. McQuaid

    Note to Self: Appearing at a deposition in a Stormtrooper helmet will NOT intimidate opposing counsel and WILL cause your client to fire you.

  • Nancy

    Conquering the galaxy, one cubicle at a time.

  • Guano Dubango

    A practising gynocologist in training who finds female law students just as fragrant.

  • FreddieKrueger

    “what did the Emperor mean – ‘a loophole in the Force’?”

  • Mark Lyons

    Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.