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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this executive baller.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 4th.

Editors’ Pick (October 24-30):

Magic Circle Jerk: “Is it Halloween? Or are we letting the contract attorneys out of the basement and onto the main floors now?”

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  • Guano Dubango

    I am a young judge and a real chick magnet.  You’ll love me nuzzling you with my moustache and beard, and when you want to get in to the real stuff, I can do an awful lot of hot things with my new gavel.

  • Neutron

    I’m not only the president, I’m also a client.

  • Big Jim

    Judge by day, porn star by night.

  • Alma Federer

    I would Never trust a judge with a moustache and beard.  Gross!

  • ANON

    They call me the smooth JD….

  • Anonymous

    Yo, babe, after a few shots of this Scotch, you won’t hardly be able to feel my gavel.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    It takes a lot of money to win a judicial election.

  • Ponce De Leon

    He is the most interesting judge in the world.  “Stay thirsty my friends.”

  • w

    8 wins.

  • Craig

    Taking the meaning of “Douche bag Lawyer” to another level …

  • Justme

    He once told a judge he was out of order…He is the most vexatious man in the world. Stay litigious, my friends.