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Caption This! October 10-17

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 23 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this lawyer surrounded by crazy cats.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, October 17th.

Editors’ Pick (September 19-25):



TomT: “Kill Billable Volume I”

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  • TBone

    Not bad for a night’s work, eh?

  • JJ Love

    It only cost an extra five hundred, but the cheerleading costumes are totally worth it, don’t you think?

  • BL1Y

    With “The Adventures of Jim’s Mustache” spin-offs of The Office are off to a bad start.

  • Anonymous

    It is his bristle mustache that keeps these ladies hot and bothered, although most women in my country prefer ostrich or loon feathers for use downstairs.

  • Marshall

    Party’s in my office dude!!

  • hawk

    4 o’clock AM, 5 pots of coffee latter, 2,000 more pages to review, Steve suddenly realized that he wasn’t alone…….or was he?

  • Schadenfreude

    One of these things is not like the other ones…….

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Coffee + Moustache Rides = late night work getting a whole lot more fun!

  • Anon2

    who said being a lawyer was dull! check me out baby!!!!

  • Mark

    Who said recruiting for the new class of associates wouldn’t be fun!  Who wants a moustache ride?

  • 25th percentile

    “Lawyers and hookers DO make good bedfellows.”

  • Anonymous

    love #6’s

  • w

    Staff Attorneys Run On Dunkin’!

  • Er, no.

    Junior Corporate Counsel Jake “The Snake” Johnson, after a late night of brainstorming at the Seven Veils, enthusiastically presents his idea for turning around the company to management…

  • Er, no.

    That should have been “Starbucks Junior Corporate Counsel Jake “The Snake” Johnson, after a late night of brainstorming at the Seven Veils, enthusiastically presents his idea for turning around the company to management…”

  • Craig

    If you are at the office, take your ring off, and have to pay for it, then it is not cheating

  • Whit

    Best. Clients. Ever.

  • Lyra

    I know there are five hot chicks behind me, but this coffee is FUCKING AMAZING!

  • Guano D.

    I am not sure how to get this pine-tar stuff off my tongue, but the girls sure didn’t mind when I applied it to their privates.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Dude this coffee even makes the secretaries look hot!

  • drlove

    Don’t let the lip cheese and smooth taste fool ya.  Runners get all the love!

  • Ponce De Leon

    Employment law partner Charlie reflected that in hindsight maybe it wasn’t the sweetest night ever when he had to explain this photo at his deposition regarding multiple sexual harassment claims against him and the firm.

  • Carmine

    “Yeah, thatz right. I TOLD you m#therf%ckers I had clients!!”