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Caption This! October 24-30

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 8 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this ghoulish law firm frightfest.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, October 31st.

Editors’ Pick (October 17-23):



Three-way Tie:

Someguy: “I ate my con law homework. Sorry.”

w: “The day the Law School Goggles accidentally fell off.”

Justme: “Still not satisfied with Michael Vick’s verdict, Fluffy decides it’s time to take matters into her own hands.”

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  • Roger

    Just another day at the office…

  • Guano Dubango

    Dude, you’re gonna need a cooler saying on your tee shirt to get the top shelf babes.  Why don’t you wear a shirt that says:  “LETS FLIP A COIN.  IF IT’S HEADS, I GET TAIL.  IF IT’S TAILS, I GET HEAD!”

  • Anon

    my t shirt costume is for sure going to win me the $100 bucks for the firm costume contest.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Is it Halloween? Or are we letting the contract attorneys out of the basement onto the main floors now?

  • lurker

    After Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, irony and parody officially completed a murder-suicide pact.

  • Justme

    Despite the great need for clients, casual day has finally taken a turn for the worst.

  • b

    hey, uh, there’s a spi..  you know what, never mind.

  • DAS

    I am certain that dressing up as Nite Owl II from the Watchmen will get me laid.