Caption This! September 12-18

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this street legal scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 19th.

Editors’ Pick (September 5-11):

drlove: “I have great compassion for the soon to be divorced…”

(drlove is on fire!  Two weeks running.)

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  • Mandi

    who says lawyers can’t also be race car drivers!!

  • Guana

    Lawyers are always trying to get into boxes they don’t belong in.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, this is fun!  After years of my wife driving me crazy as a real beeotch on wheels here’s my chance to be a bastard on wheels. Look out beeotch!

  • No-offered 3L

    “Also comes in shades of grey, courtesy of your career services office.”

  • CarlJohn

    The family law company car.

  • Dantheman

    I heard race car drivers get all the chicks—thought I would give it a shot!

  • BL1Y

    Barreling down the hill, his breaks out, the lawyer was racing to his certain death.  But then suddenly he remembered the Ricola lozenge in his pocket, popped it in his mouth and the coffin stopped.

  • Kate

    The end result of years of ambulance chasing.

  • ajc

    If lawyers designed cars…

  • justin tyme

    I didn’t think they were being literal when they said practicing law would drive me in a coffin.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Working for a boutique is awesome! They even pay for your car!

  • Craig

    Becoming a lawyer begins the race to your death.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think I’m doing this ambulance-chasing thing right….

  • vdiesel

    Fast and Furious 10: Bring the Law!

  • drlove

    Rolling in his grave

  • Bill Peckerino

    This coffin is a chick-magnet?  Now I know why my wife gave me this brakeless model.

  • cdf

    The Big Law Model T

  • TomT

    The Big Law Edsel – RIP

  • Ponce De Leon

    Heading into turn 3 during the associate soapbox derby, Hugh wonders whether he actually signed out of his westlaw hourly research.

  • Dam

    Some first year associates squander their new found wealth, not Jim he bought a ‘collectible’ car that is only going to go up in value.