Bitter Empire

lawyer

Caption This! September 19-25

  /   /   Contests, Lawyer /   14 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this uncorked office scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 26th.

Editors’ Pick (September 12-18):

Anonymous: “I don’t think I’m doing this ambulance-chasing thing right….”

  • Anonymous

    Guano Dubango counseling on how to do the Watusi dance @ work.

  • Anon

    I saw Cameron Diaz do this in a movie once, and since I’m wearing ladies underwear, maybe I can do it too.  Hey, who wants to play Ashton Kutcher?

  • Danelle

    I think he’s got it! but what the heck is it?

  • Craig

    President Obama is startled by Alec Baldwin’s impromptu victory celebration

  • Ryan

    The ubiquitous “performance cut” taking place at law firms across the country.

  • Guano Dubango

    Quickly discovering in the conference room that eating Mexican food the night before might not have been the smartest idea.

  • drlove

    Who is down with OPP, yeah, you know me

  • Jr. Associate

    A personal injury attorney on mentoring: quick! How many people can we sue for this?

  • McCainoleum

    Back in his days as a litigator, Barack Obama pretended he was “Silver Surfer” whenever the office partner played “Samurai Lawyer”

  • TomT

    Kill Billable Volume I

  • Ponce De Leon

    Here’s your freaking bonus!

  • Vasco De Gama

    Bottleshock.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Time for some cutbacks! First thing to go are these flowers, then the associates.

  • koak

    Did anyone think about the F&*k’ing sword in his office before we let me know he was being off!