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Caption This! September 23, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 9 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ favorite will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Congrats to Teri, who penned¬†last week’s Caption This!¬†winning entry:

Where will YOU be when your laxative starts to work?

Thanks to those who submitted.

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  • Kenner R. McQuaid

    So…I guess this ISN’T the CLE where you get 3 extra credits for attending in costume.

  • Guano Dubango

    Why I was told to dress up in this monkey suit– just so this oaf with the lanyard can land the hottest chick in the room?

  • Patrick Nolan

    “We’ll call it a three-fifths compromise… of course there’s precedent.”

  • evil lawyer

    “Guana Dubango and Alma Federer shake hands at Bitter Lawyer Conference in Chicago.”

  • FG

    Poor Guano! He is looking for a sex kitten and winds up with this?

  • Evil Lawyer

    It gets worse: I think that’s Aunt Ooona in the Uniform.

  • Alan T.

    “Thanks, Chuck. We’re so happy you’ve agreed to be a mentor to our first year students. Let me introduce you to Bob.”

  • Ellen

    Is this the freshman’s orientation at law school? The guy in the back must be the dean.

  • Dr. Love

    By decree of her majesty, you will now shake hands and make nice.