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More Tales Of Restaurant Customers Who Ate Things Not Fit For Human Consumption

April 23, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 29 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Katie Ziegfried: My boyfriend and I went to a small cafe yesterday for lunch. It’s near his…

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Stories Of Amazing Restaurant Customers To Give You The Warm Fuzzies

April 16, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 22 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, the customers you wish you had, but rarely get.

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More Of The Worst Customers To Ever Darken A Restaurant’s Door

April 11, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 64 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, more customers you’d never ever want.

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Stories Of Extremely Glorious Restaurant Revenge

April 2, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 42 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Vicky Blake: I used to work as a reluctant supervisor at a Seattle’s Best Coffee, the kind that…

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Stories Of Unfathomably Dumb Restaurant Customers

March 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 23 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a gunplay, kosher restaurants, and a dude that tried to order mashed potatoes at McDonalds.

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Stories Of Genuinely Disastrous Restaurant Employees

March 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 77 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

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More Truly WTF Restaurant Stories

March 12, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 67 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu includes projectile vomiting, so beware.

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Tales Of Truly Excellent Restaurant Bosses

March 5, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 60 Comments

In this week’s Off the Menu, we learn that sometimes your boss can restore your faith in humanity.

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Stories Of Fast Food Restaurant Customers That Beggar Belief

February 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 78 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds us that fast food customers can be a special kind of dumb.

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Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Customers

February 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 25 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu is filled to the brim with the kind of customers you wish you had.

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