Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re bringing you some of the most inexplicably WTF stories in restaurant history. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Natalie Gartner: A couple weeks ago, as a treat for myself…
Stop Waiting for a Congressional “Pivot”
Just like Donald Trump will never “pivot” to presidential, Congressional Republicans will never “pivot” to standing up to any of Trump’s activities. It’s not going to happen, so we just need to quit pretending. President Trump unceremoniously fired FBI Director James Comey. This brazen act – firing the man heading up the investigation into your…
Off the Menu: The Dumbest Restaurant Customers Who Have Ever Existed
Hello, and welcome to the second Bitter Empire posting of Off The Menu, a series you may recall from its time on other websites where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re doing another old favorite: the dumbest customers to ever darken a restaurant’s door. As always, these are…
Off The Menu: The Worst Restaurant Customers Ever
Restaurant customers are awful, and this week’s Off the Menu proves it.
Story Time: Live Blogging “Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt”
We’re not sure how Chuck Tingle managed to create such nuanced political satire in a day, but since he has we’re here to live blog it. Join us at 9am Central on May 12th for another installment of erotica live blogging: “Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt.” This time with sentient Russian beets.
“Religious Liberty” Or The Death of Honesty?
Throughout the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump lied as easily as he breathed. Fact-checkers were bewildered and unable to keep up with the pace and brazenness with which Trump would just make shit up. Despite the cascade of falsehoods, voters across the country decided that having a liar-in-chief was perfectly ok. Most stalwart amongst Trump’s supporters were…
True Costs of Tax Cuts in Trump’s America
A few days after the election, I wrote this on Facebook: By voting for Trump, you empowered racists. By voting for Trump, you empowered sexists. By voting for Trump, you empowered bigotry. At the time, many folks were unhappy with me. Snowflake conservatives, despite supporting someone who “tells it like it is,” recoiled at the…
The Complete Unmitigated Failure of Republicans on Health Care
The Republicans failed. Not a minor setback, but one of the most consequential and complete political failures in generations. Epic failure that can scarcely be contained in words, memes, gifs, or languages known and unknown. When Speaker Ryan went to the White House Friday afternoon to beg and plead with Donald Trump to not force…
WTF, Ted Cruz? Some Pointed Questions for America’s Least-Loved Senator
Thing the first: Ted Cruz loathes Donald Trump. There are lots of mockable, hatable Ted Cruz positions, but this is not one of them. Along with every other horrible thing they did and said to each other during the Republican primaries, Trump publicly and famously went after Cruz’s wife. Cruz has every reason to hate…
Story Time: Live Blogging Chuck Tingle’s Domald Tromp Masterpiece
Join us at 9 am for some erotica live blogging. Which is probably not all that erotic.
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