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The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law School

August 27, 2021 by Law Firm 10 73 Comments

I felt it necessary to represent female law students everywhere with this list of the types of men we girls are forced to turn to for arousal in dire straits.

Filed Under: Featured, Law Firm 10, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: law students, sex

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My (Former) Best Friend’s Wedding

June 21, 2021 by Bitter and Abused 17 Comments

I was in the middle of a merger deal, working 80 hours a week, for about two months. For weeks, I’d been telling the partner, I was best man in an upcoming wedding and I couldn’t work Saturday the 5th.  He assured me that I’d be fine.  “For God’s sake, what kind of monster do you…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: Associate Abuse, biglaw, litigation, wedding

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Life After The Bar Exam: Wait, What’s A Life?

March 4, 2021 by Marissa Telles 1 Comment

You’re almost two months out from taking the bar, and things are still…fuzzy. You’re sitting with a group of people you barely recognize, there’s a beverage in your hand that tastes familiar but it’s been so long you can’t quite place it, and there’s a song playing in the background that you’ve never heard before.…

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Filed Under: Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam

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The Five People You Meet at the Bar Exam

February 2, 2021 by Bitter Staff 29 Comments

A checklist of the six types of people you’re guaranteed to meet in the bar exam room

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, Bitter by Numbers

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Your Store Policy Sucks

January 6, 2021 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

When attempting to return an ill advised gift, you no doubt have stumbled upon the phrase “store policy.” It may feel like store policy is a punishment for consumers, but after some consideration, I’ve decided that store policy is actually a slap in the face to all those who work in the store. Or an…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: management, store policy

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Not Your Mother’s Knitting: 5 Weird and Wonderful Knitting Projects

January 6, 2021 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Having come across Knitted Knockers, the incredibly awesome charity organization that does this: …creating amazing knitted prosthetic breasts for breast cancer survivors, one of your intrepid editors may have gone down a rabbit hole of weird knitted projects. While none of our findings were as charitable as the Knitted Knockers organization, they certainly gave us…

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Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: crochet, knit, knitting, weird

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Seven Tricks of Law School Networking 101

January 6, 2021 by Bitter Contributor 34 Comments

To prepare for gut-wrenching, mind-numbing “networking” events, here are a few exercises that can steel you for boredom, humiliation, and awkwardness.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, bitter rant, law students

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So You Want To Be A Superhero

December 17, 2020 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

And soon, you’ll be able to fulfill that superhero dream. Because, science. That’s right, scientists are currently attempting to make all our dreams come true with this stretchable conducting cable. The fiber itself is made from sheets of carbon nanotubes wrapping around a rubber core. Oh, that sounds boring? Well, do flexibile exoskeletons and morphing aircraft sound…

Filed Under: Featured, SciTech Tagged With: Like A Fish, Martin Jetpack, science, stretchable conducting cable, superhero, technology

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BROOOOOCE TV: The Best Bruce Springsteen Television Moments

December 17, 2020 by Caryn Rose 8 Comments

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band appear on the season finale of Saturday Night Live this week, to promote the release of the 35th anniversary box set of The River, and Springsteen will also be joining Jimmy Fallon on the couch later this evening on The Tonight Show, Mainstream network television appearances were not something Bruce…

Filed Under: Critic, Featured Tagged With: bruce springsteen, e street band, letterman

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Stories Of Genuinely Disastrous Restaurant Employees

December 16, 2020 by C.A. Pinkham 84 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

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