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More Tales Of Wonderful Restaurant Smartasses

June 29, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 96 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a bunch of restaurant employees that you’ll be so proud of.

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Top 3 Reasons Why Studying Law Part Time on the Weekend is the Best Thing that Makes Me Want to Die Inside

May 19, 2019 by Weekend Warrior 14 Comments

Learning love the law, one weekend at a time. He is the Weekend Warrior.

Filed Under: Featured, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: part time law school, weekend warrior, weekends

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Your Gender Neutral Toy Paradise Isn’t Gender Neutral After All

May 13, 2019 by Naomi Kritzer 2 Comments

Target made a big deal last month about how they were taking down the signs designating toys being for girls or boys. I was a little startled by this, because I was pretty sure that I’d never actually seen a sign designating the girls’ aisles and the boys’ aisles: you were supposed to figure it…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: gender neutral toys, toys

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Tales Of Old People In Restaurants, For Good Or For Ill

May 13, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 90 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds you that having the elderly in your restaurant can sometimes be…challenging.

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5 Thrilling Stories of Getting Revenge and Malicious Compliance

May 13, 2019 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

Happy National Revenge and Malicious Compliance Day! Today is the day you get to share your favorite stories involving masterminded plots and cunningly crafted ploys of vengeance. Just kidding…but let’s read some fun favorites anyways! Getting revenge is as juicy as a Georgia peach, and hearing about it tastes just as sweet. We’ve gathered together…

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Five Excuses Your Prof Won’t Accept

April 9, 2019 by Bitter Prof 3 Comments

The semester is in full swing.  In fact, many students may actually already be thinking about finals. Although this doesn’t apply to any of the students we know, because it’s possible this current crop of scholars believe they learn through some sort of osmosis. Not the kind of osmosis that happens by actually showing up to class,…

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Those Decluttering Tips Are All Filthy Lies

March 12, 2019 by Naomi Kritzer 11 Comments

How about an article about decluttering? I asked my editor. It’s the New Year! Lots of people resolve to declutter! I could look up decluttering tips and then try them out and see how they go! Sure, she says. Sounds great. Do that one first. I have now established that I will even resort to…

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Off the Menu: More Of The Most Insane Fast Food Stories Ever

March 12, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 76 Comments

Fast food is a special sort of hell, as we learn in this week’s Off the Menu.

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Sexing A Dinosaur

February 19, 2019 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

ZOMG. Get your mind out of the gutter. We would never write about dinosaur sexxxytime. We are not that kind of blog. Well, except that one time. At band camp. No. What we are talking about is exciting news in the field of paleontology: finally, scientists believe they can accurately differentiate between male and female…

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Valentine S.O.S.

February 12, 2019 by Bitter Contributor 22 Comments

Valentine’s Day is an important holiday.  Period.  If you mess it up, there are repercussions. Unlike Groundhog or Arbor Day, you can’t ignore it.  And there’s really no excuse for not trying.  While it’s not necessary that you care about it, it is necessary that you show your loved one you care. My clients range…

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