Sleeping Literally Everywhere All the tiredness you’ve been staving off for the last six weeks is going to catch up with you in a rush. You will fall asleep in your car, at the dinner table, while your significant other is talking. Anywhere, any time. Your body has a lot to make up for. Drinking…
Off the Menu: Some Restaurant Customers Restore Your Faith In Humanity
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of genuinely amazing restaurant customers. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Mike Graves: When I worked at Bennigan’s, we had a lunch regular we all called Fat Man. Because…
Off the Menu: Stories Of The Craziest Restaurant Customers Ever
In this week’s Off the Menu, tales of deeply weird restaurant customers.
Off the Menu: More Tales Of Unbelievably Dumb Restaurant Customers
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got another favorite: extremely dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real stories from real readers. First, though, I’d like to say a couple words to some of my regular readers. I already talked…
The Heart Might Go Last, But The Brain Goes First
The Heart Goes Last Margaret Atwood Pen/Printer Prize The Sunburst Awards (Long List) 2015 Kitchie (Red Tentacle, winner) So, The Heart Goes Last, right? Brand new Margaret Atwood! But–for a book supposedly about an economic collapse so profound people are signing up to live part-time in a prison, you’d think the main thrust of the…
Off The Menu: Stories Of The Worst Customers To Ever Darken A Restaurant’s Doorstep
For this Fourth of July week’s Off the Memo, a special firecracker treat.
Off the Menu: Restaurant Stories Of Glorious Revenge Inflicted Upon The Deserving
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of sweet, beautiful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Warren Gregory: I grew up in Hanover, NH, home of Dartmouth College (cue angels playing horns…
Six Ways In Which Global Warming Is Going To Be So Great
Good news! Global warming is not the end of the world – it’s only the beginning of the end of the world! (And only as we know it!) Putting all the played-out, sad-sack, tree-hugging, climate change gloominess to one side, it does a body good to remember that there sometimes can be a shiny silver…
Off the Menu: Stories Of Restaurant Employees Who Were Freakin’ Amazing
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of restaurant employees who could not have been more on point. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Brady Stark: This is actually more of a security story,…
Off The Menu: Awe-Inspiring Tales of Restaurant Smart-asses
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got tales of truly epic and heroic smart-asses in restaurants. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Jessica Alberts: One of my best “what in the actual fuck” moments came…
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