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Bar Exam Survival Tips, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get

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Throughout most of the country right now it is graduation season. Across thousands of colleges and high schools, scores of new graduates are celebrating remarkable academic accomplishments with their families, all while planning for a future full of hope and possibility. YOU on the other hand went to law school, so your graduation felt either like…

5 MOAR Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

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Inspired by the flaming sledgehammer of legal advertising, Casino Law, we thought it was time for another installment of ridiculous law firm commercials. 1.  Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman have actually already won this category in the past with their “Machete” commercial. But, their other commercial is a close second: 2. Florida-based Nation Law Firm decided they…

Five Excuses Your Prof Won’t Accept

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The semester is in full swing.  In fact, many students may actually already be thinking about finals. Although this doesn’t apply to any of the students we know, because it’s possible this current crop of scholars believe they learn through some sort of osmosis. Not the kind of osmosis that happens by actually showing up to class,…

Valentine S.O.S.

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Valentine’s Day is an important holiday.  Period.  If you mess it up, there are repercussions. Unlike Groundhog or Arbor Day, you can’t ignore it.  And there’s really no excuse for not trying.  While it’s not necessary that you care about it, it is necessary that you show your loved one you care. My clients range…