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Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals

May 1, 2017 by Bitter Lawyer 1 Comment

You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after…

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Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, drinking, finals

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5 Lawyerly Promotional Items To Grow Your Client Base

May 28, 2015 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

So, you’ve put your face on a local bus stop, created a zombie-themed teevee commercial, and bought a billboard on the outskirts of a very popular roller skating rink, but you’re still not getting the beaucoup client traffic you were hoping for. Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer can help you. We have found five sure-to-stand-out…

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Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: legal humor, legal promotional items

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Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice

May 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bryan Wilson, Law Hawk, legal humor, Talons of Justice, texas law hawk

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5 Steps To Surviving Your First Attorney Networking Event

March 20, 2015 by Stefan BC Leave a Comment

Back when I was in law school I had grandiose visions about working as a public sector employee. I fantasized about career stability, a defined pension, and set hours that never involved weekend work. However what attracted me most to the prestige of working for the gubmint was the prospect of never ever having to…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: beginner's guide, networking

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The Five Things I’ve Learned About Starting My Own Law Firm

February 19, 2015 by Stefan BC Leave a Comment

About two months have passed since I decided to stop alternating between applying for jobs that I had no chance of getting, and driving hours on end to the armpit of California for jobs that I didn’t want. That existence was quickly driving me insane, so I figured I’d rather embark into the exciting world…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: advice, Law Firm, starting off

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Top 5 Most Baller Things About Ruth Bader Ginsburg

February 13, 2015 by Lisa Needham 3 Comments

How much of a boss is Ruth Bader Ginsburg? You already know that she has an entire meme dedicated to her badassness: …but there is so, so much more. Let us count the top five ways that RBG goes so hard. 5. Lace Game On Fleek RBG has owned the lace doily game for years and years.…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: notorious rbg, ruth bader ginsburg

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Color Us Surprised: Scalia Is The Most Sarcastic Supreme Court Justice

January 21, 2015 by Lisa Needham Leave a Comment

Oh, Antonin Scalia. Love or hate him, he is the most entertaining Supreme Court justice to read, in large part because the man never met a fight he didn’t like. He writes everything like he is leading with that big angry chin of his. His cranky dissents are legendary even when you don’t actually remember…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: antonin scalia, rick hasen, sarcasm, supreme court

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Now You Can Own That Bryan Garner Bobblehead You Have Always Dreamed About

January 7, 2015 by Lisa Needham Leave a Comment

How hard do you fanboy over Bryan Garner? All the hardness? Do you carry around your copy of Black’s Law Dictionary in the hopes that one day you will bump into him and he will sign it? Do you argue with your friends over when “shine” is acting as an intransitive verb? Have you already…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: black's law dictionary, bobbleheads, bryan garner

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A Thoroughly Necessary Dramatic Reading Of David Lat’s Self-Interview

December 10, 2014 by Lisa Needham 1 Comment

In which Lawyerist’s Sam Glover and I perform a dramatic reading of Above the Law’s David Lat interviewing…David Lat. About David Lat.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Featured Lawyer, Interviews, Lawyer Tagged With: above the law, david lat, Featured

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League of Loathing: How WWE Entrenches Itself in the Periphery of Relevance

December 3, 2014 by Don May and Adam Felder Leave a Comment

John Cena had a problem. The effective protagonist of the WWE, the largest professional wrestling organization in the world, was in trouble. Granted, by his standards, it was a minor affair: a young upstart named Dolph Ziggler, a former collegiate wrestler turned arrogant show-off complete with curly locks of bleach-blonde hair had, in the course…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, wwe

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