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Why Can’t I Wear My Halloween Costume to School?

October 30, 2018 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

What’s an activist kindergartener to do if he can’t wear his Halloween costume to school?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Featured, Student Rights

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Dad, Can We Own a Squirrel?

January 15, 2016 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

Max and August often wonder what animals they can legally have as pets, namely woodchucks, bears, ocelots, and squirrels.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Animal Lawyer, animals

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Can You Buy Land on the Moon?

October 1, 2014 by Gregory Luce 4 Comments

What’s an acre on the Sea of Vapors going for these days? And can I buy it?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Featured, Property Rights

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Dad, Is It Legal to Serve Raw Meat?

February 7, 2014 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Sure, I said, citing steak tartare. Then Max asked “what about chicken?”

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: animals, fast food, Featured

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Dad, How Old Do I Have to Be to Smoke Pot?

January 2, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

Max asked “how old do I have to be before I can smoke pot legally?” He already vaguely knew some states had legalized the possession of marijuana.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: drugs, Featured

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Dad, What's the Penalty for Driving 400 MPH?

December 19, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

What’s the penalty for driving 370mph over the posted Minneapolis city speed limit?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: cars, criminal law, Featured

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Dad, Can I Kill a Bald Eagle in Self-Defense?

December 12, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

Would that be illegal? What about killing a bald eagle in a “stand your ground” state?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: animals

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Can You Ride a Bicycle Drunk?

November 21, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

I’m sure you can ride a bicycle drunk, but is it legal?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: driving drunk, Featured

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Do I Actually Own My iPod?

November 7, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

Children don’t generally have property rights except through parents or guardians, right?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Property Rights

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