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Five Song Parodies Just For Lawyers

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Just kidding. It’s six. But who’s counting? Not lawyers. That’s why you go to law school right? No math classes.  Anywho, we here at Bitter Lawyer love us some song parodies. And this week we countdown six of the best from around the web… or at least YouTube. 1. Overwhelmed at law school? This one’s for…

5 Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

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When looking for a lawyer to represent you, what do you look for? 1. If you answered: a white middle-aged rapper, with chauvinistic overtones, then this guy is for you. 2. Or perhaps you really need a singing squirrel to feel like you’re adequately represented? Well, we found one of those, too. 3. No! You need a lawyer…

10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof

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1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class 2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?” 3. “My other grandmother…

Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Redactor

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While not the most exciting civilian—being a frequent fixture on the eDiscovery vendor circuit and giving out Tootsie Rolls at legal tech shows in New York—Redactor is indispensable in keeping sensitive metadata from spilling out and ruining a partner’s lunch. His black matter gazerbeam will annihilate basic text and even eviscerate microbial signs of useless…