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5 Ways to Approach the End of Law School

April 10, 2012 by The Northwest 3L Leave a Comment

When you get past the “elevator speech” 3Ls give in job interviews, there are about 5 ways people actual handle the end of law school

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, graduation

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Five Things New Lawyers Actually Do

April 5, 2012 by Goo, Esq. 17 Comments

Almost any literate jack-ass can be an associate attorney if he has access to a computer and/or a ride to a place that does

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7 More Famous Law School Dropouts

March 28, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Whatever became of the law school drop out? You know, the guy who just stopped showing up to criminal law one day? Here are seven.

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Six Species of Lawyers Who Give Practice Advice

January 17, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

There are thousands of law practice advisors out there to choose from. Which one is the best?

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5 States Where Adultery is Still a Crime

September 20, 2011 by Bitter Staff 12 Comments

Let’s say Rick Perry or Michelle Bachmann get elected and adultery makes a comeback. As a crime.

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Our 5 Favorite Lawyer Videos on YouTube

September 7, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce 8 Comments

We gave our intern a laptop and a dial-up modem and asked her to search through years of YouTube videos to find the best. She did.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, law firms, videos, YouTube

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Four Coolest TV News Lawyers

September 1, 2009 by Bitter Staff 20 Comments

With the right amount of looks and talent, who wouldn’t flee the life of a lawyer to talk on camera for money?  We previously unveiled our picks for the four hottest female lawyers working on television. This time, we’re giving the guys their due. But we’re not judging them on hotness because, let’s face it,…

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Eight Ways to Not Get Caught

July 14, 2009 by Bitter Staff 19 Comments

We’ve compiled some tips to help you keep your naughty business private.

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