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Re: My Clients’ Traffic Problems in Fort Lee
The first of many anticipated letters seeking reimbursement from Governor Chris Christie for traffic problems in Fort Lee

Food Pyramid for Lawyers
A basic food pyramid for legal nutritional needs

Another Motion Unlikely to be Granted
Sometimes, you don’t want to dignify the plaintiff with a response.

Hahaha: Memo from a Senior Partner
Sometimes an intra-firm memo is what’s needed to explain the issue.

Letters from the Overly Casual Lawyer
The first in a series of letters from the overly casual lawyer.

Avvo Didn't Take Too Kindly to Goat Lawyer
for a short period of time, people searching on Avvo for Goat Lawyer could find one. Me.

Do You Have BigLaw Chops?
Well, do you have what it takes?

US Supreme Court History of Facial Hair
A Bitter Lawyer infographic featuring moustaches, neckbeards, mutton chops, and the US Supreme Court.

Lawyers Love the Sound of Their Own Voice
Everyone has made this objection at one time or another. We usually just call it “relevance” or some other nonsense.