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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Redactor

September 26, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

While not the most exciting civilian—being a frequent fixture on the eDiscovery vendor circuit and giving out Tootsie Rolls at legal tech shows in New York—Redactor is indispensable in keeping sensitive metadata from spilling out and ruining a partner’s lunch. His black matter gazerbeam will annihilate basic text and even eviscerate microbial signs of useless…

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Sequestor

September 18, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

Sequestor, Superhero of the Legal Profession No. 1, is a mild-mannered municipal bond lawyer based in Cleveland

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Cofficer of the Law

October 25, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Cofficer of the Law rolls with no sidekick other than commandeering the person sitting next to him at the coffee shop.

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Captain 56

August 16, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Arbiter of factual disputes and self-described destructor of claims

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Obscura

July 5, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

A superhero for the down-and-out lawyer, Obscura provides one last hope of pulling defeat from the jaws of a ridiculously distant and unlikely victory. With nothing left to argue, with no legal theory worth its weight in pixels, and with no way out of a losing case and possibly money-wasting case, Obscura can provide one…

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: COBRA

May 10, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

COBRA is known informally among her peers as the superhero of legal paperwork–whose name is short for “cobra de capello” or “serpent of the hood.”

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Executrix

April 19, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

Executrix, the uberdefender of the freedom to inherit without a hitch—or estate taxes.

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Megablawg: Superhero of the Legal Profession

March 29, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

There is only one Megablawg. And he works obscurely during the day as a quarter-time lawyer and three-quarter-time life coach.

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Doctor Juris

March 16, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

At work in the law school underworld, Doctor Juris is a powerful ally to, well, no one really knows for sure. With mind bending and numerological mesmerization, Doctor Juris has built up a large cadre of underlawyers whom he says are “working for justice and opportunity.” But the recent actions of Lex Lucid—a disgruntled law…

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Paralex

March 8, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Paralex is a nondescript and overworked paralegal during the day, but packs a powerful legal superhero punch when called upon to do justice.

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