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13 Signs You’ve Gone to the Wrong Law School

August 19, 2014 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

What if going to law school has all been a horrible mistake? Here are 13 signs to help you figure that out.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Editor's Choice, Features Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers

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Top Lawyer Ads & Stuff on Flickr

March 25, 2014 by Gregory Luce 3 Comments

We’ve curated the finest lawyer ads and stuff available (for free!) on Flickr.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: advertisements, advertising, Featured

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Are Tattoos Replacing Lawyer Business Cards?

March 5, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

Tattoos are “uber” social media, combining the sensuality of human skin with a conscious desire for too much information

Filed Under: Ask a Futurist, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, futurists

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Legal Dare #1: Use Wingdings in a Letter

February 10, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

We legal dog dare you to send opposing counsel a letter, complaint, or interrogatory reply using Wingdings or Dingbats as the font.

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Transcript of Phone Call from Jail

January 16, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

The future of jailhouse phone calls, courtesy of WorldWiide Legal Services

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, jail, Poetic Justice

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A Layperson’s Interpretation of Legal Terms

January 9, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

Simple legal terms usually have a whole ‘nother meaning to a layperson.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, lawyer words, legal writing

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Re: My Clients’ Traffic Problems in Fort Lee

January 8, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

The first of many anticipated letters seeking reimbursement from Governor Chris Christie for traffic problems in Fort Lee

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: cover letters, Featured, letter

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5 Things to Do with Kids at the Office

January 6, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

If you find no alternative but to keep your 3 or 5 or 6 kids at the office, there is hope to keep them busy and your work colleagues mildly intrigued.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, kids, law office

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6 Strange Hangover Cures

December 31, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Last time we looked, lawyers drink on New Year’s Eve, and sometimes to excess. Here are 6 strange hangover cures for that unpleasant morning after.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: drink guide, drinking, Featured

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Standard Legal Clauses, Rewritten with Exclamation Points

December 30, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

It’s time to give some extra oomph to standard legal clauses.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, grammar

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