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How Does Porn Work? A Primer from the PA Attorney General’s Office

October 13, 2014 by Anniken Davenport 1 Comment

You are a high-ranking attorney or investigator in the Pennsylvania Office of Attorney General. You are involved in a child sexual abuse investigation that leads to the resignation of legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno and criminal charges against assistant coach Jerry Sandusky. You begin receiving pornographic emails on your state issued computer in…

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, kathleen kane, penn state, porn, sandusky, tom corbett, you know it when you see it

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Why the Legal Profession Should Be More Like Hockey

October 9, 2014 by Bitter Editor 2 Comments

Last night I was watching an NHL game. When one team scored a goal thousands of cheering fans roared as 5 grown men ecstatically hugged each other. While I was thrilled my team had scored, I was a bit jealous. Really, these guys are professionals; I’m a professional, too damnit! So, why didn’t anyone cheer…

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: billable hour, disorderly conduct, Featured, hockey, playoff beard, punched in the face

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An Open Letter to the Jack@ss at My CLE

September 24, 2014 by Bitter Editor 9 Comments

Dear Sir: I was a bit late to the CLE today, so I probably missed your explanation that you were doing a social experiment on the instructor to see how much of a dick you could be before she kicked you out. By the time I arrived you were already nose deep in your newspaper.…

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, lawyers, stupid lawyers

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Poetic Justice: Law School Time Warp

August 23, 2013 by Bitter Editor 2 Comments

This week we bring you another selection from the book Poetic Justice: Legal Humor in Verse by JD Dupuy and ML Philpott. This poem is for the new law students out there.

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How You Found Us: May 19, 2013

May 19, 2013 by Josh Camson 1 Comment

Every Sunday here at Bitter Lawyer we take a look at the stats from the previous week. We like to know how you, our adoring fans, found our site. So we will feature the strangest search terms that people used to get to Bitter Lawyer, and let you know what they found. In no particular…

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How You Found Us: May 12, 2013 Edition

May 12, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Every Sunday here at Bitter Lawyer we take a look at the stats from the previous week. We like to know how you, our adoring fans, found our site. So we will feature the strangest search terms that people used to get to Bitter Lawyer, and let you know what they found. In no particular…

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Wanted: Funny Person to Edit Legal Humor Blog

March 21, 2013 by Bitter Editor 1 Comment

Bitter Lawyer (bitterlawyer.com) is seeking an editor in chief with vision and a great sense of humor. POSITION FILLED on April 11, 2013.

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Top 5 Non-Lawyer Careers for Bitter Lawyers

August 7, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

An hilarious post from Greedy Associates. However, #2 is completely wrong. You can make millions as a blogger! Post image from Shutterstock.com

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, non-law, non-lawyer

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Lawyerist Referral: Not Phat!

July 30, 2012 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

This ain’t phat. It’s depressing. The use of slang by legal professionals.

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: advertisements, lawyerist, phat, slang

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Top Posts of the Past Week (June 9, 2012)

June 9, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Our best content from the past week on Bitter Lawyer

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