You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after…
Tales from the Trenches: An End to the Mollycoddling
Inexplicably, after many years of higher education and a semi-successful career, law school sounded like a great idea. Please enjoy this column, dedicated to documenting the results of that “great” idea. The break is over, and what started out last semester as an enjoyable diversion from real life now has the feel of routine. Does…
Proper Care and Feeding of Your Law Student During the Holidays
Beware: Failure to follow these rules may cause your law student to bite.
Tales from the Trenches: Exams Suck
You may have noticed that your intrepid observer of all things weird and random at law school took a break. That is because none of you jerks told me about the dreaded exam period. Law school exams suck. The hype around law school exams sucks way more. As I mentioned last time, my fellow pupils…
Tales From The Trenches: Exams Are Coming.
Watching the sturm und drang of my classmates this week has been…unsettling. No, we are not talking about the election – that seems to have barely made a dent in the collective consciousness of the cohort. Oh sure, there are some exceptions, but for the most part, it appears that nothing shall be allowed to…
Tales from the Trenches: Four Things I Learned This Week
This week, I have no overarching gripes, however, I have learned a lot. The usefulness of this information is perhaps debatable, but what the hell. 1.) Law students are obsessed with formal wear. This week I was invited to a formal dance – this is a thing I have not done since high school. I’ve…
Tales from the Trenches: Role Playing is for Sexxxy-Time, Not Law School
Like many venerable schools of law, ours is concerned about our ability to practice in the real world. Apparently, they got sick of graduating a bunch of idiots that ruined the school’s excellent reputation, by greeting clients by saying “How’s it hanging, bro?” Or at least that’s my interpretation of what’s happening here. And so,…
Tales from the Trenches: Torts Will Destroy My GPA
Oh, law school. Where to begin? I know! Torts. Oh, torts. You are awful. I am not even sure why. You are like the Magic-Grow Animals of the law: The concept seems simple. And then, it grows. Exceptions creep in. Half the Restatement rule was picked up, but the other half was not. Slotting the…
A Very Special Lego Study Guide For Law Students
Law school is all sorts of mature and grown up. I’ve yet to see anyone show up in their pajamas and no one seems interested in ditching class to smoke weed. But, if, like me, you find maturity to be totally overrated, perhaps you’d prefer to study via Lego? Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer…
Tales from the Trenches: Law School is Full of Gossip
I have survived “mid-terms,” aka “early-semester indicators of stupidity,” so it appears that I will not need to drop out of law school and ride the rails, hobo style, mourning my inability to understand the elements of battery. I will not publicly lament my grades. Wait, screw it. Yes, I will. OMIGOD, law school. These…
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