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Tales from the Trenches: Four Things I Learned This Week

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This week, I have no overarching gripes, however, I have learned a lot. The usefulness of this information is perhaps debatable, but what the hell. 1.) Law students are obsessed with formal wear. This week I was invited to a formal dance – this is a thing I have not done since high school. I’ve…

Tales from the Trenches: Role Playing is for Sexxxy-Time, Not Law School

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Like many venerable schools of law, ours is concerned about our ability to practice in the real world. Apparently, they got sick of graduating a bunch of idiots that ruined the school’s excellent reputation, by greeting clients by saying “How’s it hanging, bro?” Or at least that’s my interpretation of what’s happening here. And so,…

A Very Special Lego Study Guide For Law Students

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Law school is all sorts of mature and grown up. I’ve yet to see anyone show up in their pajamas and no one seems interested in ditching class to smoke weed. But, if, like me, you find maturity to be totally overrated, perhaps you’d prefer to study via Lego? Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer…

5 Types of Law School Solicitation Letters

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If you perhaps took the LSAT, you may find that your inbox is crammed full of exciting law school solicitation letters. After your results were released, you may have seen the first few and read them, feeling smug about the recognition you were receiving for your excellent score. Until you realized that these letters were…