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Tales from the Trenches: Four Things I Learned This Week

November 4, 2016 by Bitter Student Leave a Comment

This week, I have no overarching gripes, however, I have learned a lot. The usefulness of this information is perhaps debatable, but what the hell. 1.) Law students are obsessed with formal wear. This week I was invited to a formal dance – this is a thing I have not done since high school. I’ve…

Filed Under: Featured, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, law school, law school students

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Tales from the Trenches: Role Playing is for Sexxxy-Time, Not Law School

October 28, 2016 by Bitter Student Leave a Comment

Like many venerable schools of law, ours is concerned about our ability to practice in the real world. Apparently, they got sick of graduating a bunch of idiots that ruined the school’s excellent reputation, by greeting clients by saying “How’s it hanging, bro?” Or at least that’s my interpretation of what’s happening here. And so,…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, interview, law school, role play

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A Very Special Lego Study Guide For Law Students

October 7, 2016 by Bitter Student Leave a Comment

Law school is all sorts of mature and grown up. I’ve yet to see anyone show up in their pajamas and no one seems interested in ditching class to smoke weed. But, if, like me, you find maturity to be totally overrated, perhaps you’d prefer to study via Lego? Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: law school, law students, lego, manslaughter, mens rea, palsgraf, study guide

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5 Types of Law School Solicitation Letters

April 2, 2016 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

If you perhaps took the LSAT, you may find that your inbox is crammed full of exciting law school solicitation letters. After your results were released, you may have seen the first few and read them, feeling smug about the recognition you were receiving for your excellent score. Until you realized that these letters were…

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Taking the LSAT? Practice with our very Bitter questions.

February 3, 2016 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

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A Comprehensive List Of Everyone Encouraging You To Go To Law School

July 8, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

1. Your Mother 2. People Who Are Already Lawyers 3. Current Law Students 4. Notorious Gangster Whitey Bulger  

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Dr. Strangelaw (or How to Enjoy Your 3L Year)

January 22, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 3 Comments

You reach point in law school where you no longer love the law, you simply find it fascinating.

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On Dating in Law School

January 16, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

Law students shouldn’t date in law school. That means they will.

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5 New Year’s Resolutions Law Students Should Not Make

January 1, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

And now for the law student’s guide to New Year’s resolutions.

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Impending Doom of Finals

December 15, 2014 by Not an Elle 1 Comment

Hope you had a nice and relaxing Thanksgiving break. Now it hits the fan.

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