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Virginia Updates Bar Exam Dress Code to "Hipster Fabulous"

July 15, 2019 by Robin Hitchcock 1 Comment

The Virginia Board of Bar Examiners have enforced a strict dress code of “proper business attire” for applicants during test-taking, much to the chagrin of recent law-school grads used to taking exams in pajama pants and ratty sweatshirts. After years of criticism, the Board of Bar Examiners for the Commonwealth of Virginia has finally relented…

Filed Under: Endings, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: bar exam

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7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s

February 13, 2019 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

With St. Valentine’s Day approaching, Etsy remains a fantastic place to find that perfect artisanal gift for your special lawyerly someone.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gift ideas, gifts

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Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer

February 13, 2019 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof

September 4, 2018 by Bitter Prof 3 Comments

1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class 2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?” 3. “My other grandmother…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Rants, Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, nope, professors, profs

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I’m a Lawyer, But Not Yours — So Don’t Ask

June 10, 2017 by Bitter Contributor 111 Comments

I will not do any of these things because you are not my client. And I am not your lawyer.

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, free legal advice, not your lawyer

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Even More Awesome Legal Parody Songs

March 9, 2016 by Bitter Lawyer 2 Comments

With so many talented, about to be under-employed, law students out there, we felt it was time to create another assemblage of ridiculous legal parody songs. And so, in no particular order and with our only purpose being to share the love, we bring you even more awesome legal parody songs. Syracuse Law parody of “1985”…

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Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: legal parody songs, parody songs

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Is Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane The Comeback Kid?

January 23, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The word is out, and without a leak. The investigative grand jury considering whether Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane (D) should face criminal charges has said she should, according to documents released by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. The released documents do not, however, provide any details on the testimony the grand jury heard. The released…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: continuing saga, Featured, kathleen kane, lanny davis, pennsylvania

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Lawsuit Of The Day: These Pantyhose Did Not Give Me An Orgasm

January 16, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer 3 Comments

Sometimes you have a lawsuit that is so delightful as to be almost unbelievable. Witness this lady who is very very mad her pantyhose did not give her a foot massage or an orgasm and has sued the manufacturer for false advertising. Here’s the ad for the absurdly named “Kushyfoot” nylons: There’s some groans of…

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Kathleen Kane's PA Pileup: Porn, Penn State, Porous Grand Juries, and Possible Charges

January 10, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane (D) appears headed for a bad year after having endured a pretty tough 2014. A leak from an investigative grand jury investigating a grand jury leak (yes, that’s right) says the jury has recommended criminal charges against Kane. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, which cited unnamed sources, the investigative grand…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: bill clinton, Featured, kathleen kane, pennsylvania

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Lawyers, Don't Do This: Special Just For Prosecutors Version

January 8, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

So you are a prosecutor. Congratulations! And you are prosecuting actual criminals who seem to have done bad things! Also congratulations! You should be very proud of yourself. What you should not do, ever, though, is do what Canyon County (Idaho) Deputy Prosecutor Erica Kallin did and decide that it would be a great idea…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: dixie, don't do this, Featured, prosecutors

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