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Lawyers' Use of Drones: Past, Present, & Future

December 17, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

Uses of drone since 1879, up to and including the future.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Featured, futurists, technology

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12 Things I'm Sorry I Learned on Twitter This Week

December 13, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Lest you have any anxiety about what you miss while you make a living, we’ve been busy keeping our eyes on the Twitter prize for you

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Twitter

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Imagine an America Without Lawyers

December 10, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Help Save the American Lawyer. Give generously, give today, give now.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Featured, public opinion, Save the Lawyers

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Time Conversion Chart for Lawyers & Law Students

December 9, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

When lawyers throw around various times and measurements, it’s not what it may seem.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Featured, timekeeping

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Because-Noun, A Lawyer's Use

November 21, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

What’s a traditional lawyer to do with the because-noun? We have some tried and true suggestions.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Featured, grammar

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It's National Raisin Bran Cereal Day

November 15, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

A legal story about Raisin-Bran, in honor of National Raisin Bran Cereal Day.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: trademark

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The New New Bitter Lawyer

November 3, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

We just completed the first part of a major website renovation over the weekend

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Featured

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"Like" Button Ruled Protected Speech; Facebook Dramz Reignite Nationwide

October 7, 2013 by Robin Hitchcock Leave a Comment

The Fourth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled last week that clicking the “like” button on Facebook is a form of speech protected by the First Amendment. While constitutional and media scholars parse the implications of such a seemingly insignificant and “uncreative” action being deemed substantive speech, millions of Americans feel validated over their anger…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News

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Florida Man Seeks Pardon Based on Ted Cruz Defense

September 30, 2013 by M Walter Leave a Comment

A Florida man has attracted an empathetic ally in his fight for his freedom. Ted Cruz reportedly asked President Obama to pardon a Florida man, Gary Jones, who was convicted for murder in 2002. Jones has just lost his last appeal this week and Senator Cruz is very eager to “end this flagrant miscarriage of…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Bitter News, Legal News, politics

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Miley Cyrus Considering a Legal Career?

August 27, 2013 by Robin Hitchcock 2 Comments

In what is perhaps a misguided attempt to restore respectability after her controversial performance at last weekend’s VMAs, Miley Cyrus is rumored to be considering shifting gears towards a legal career. Celebrity gossip mongers are torn between screaming “WTF?” and admitting this is probably a good strategy for the starlet, given the inevitability of sexual harassment lawsuits resulting from Ms. Cyrus twerking in close proximity to people’s faces without their consent.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Breaking News, celebrity

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