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Is Pennsylvania AG Kathleen Kane The Comeback Kid?

January 23, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The word is out, and without a leak. The investigative grand jury considering whether Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane (D) should face criminal charges has said she should, according to documents released by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. The released documents do not, however, provide any details on the testimony the grand jury heard. The released…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: continuing saga, Featured, kathleen kane, lanny davis, pennsylvania

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Lawsuit Of The Day: These Pantyhose Did Not Give Me An Orgasm

January 16, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer 3 Comments

Sometimes you have a lawsuit that is so delightful as to be almost unbelievable. Witness this lady who is very very mad her pantyhose did not give her a foot massage or an orgasm and has sued the manufacturer for false advertising. Here’s the ad for the absurdly named “Kushyfoot” nylons: There’s some groans of…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: kushyfoot, lawsuit of the day, pantyhose

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Kathleen Kane's PA Pileup: Porn, Penn State, Porous Grand Juries, and Possible Charges

January 10, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane (D) appears headed for a bad year after having endured a pretty tough 2014. A leak from an investigative grand jury investigating a grand jury leak (yes, that’s right) says the jury has recommended criminal charges against Kane. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, which cited unnamed sources, the investigative grand…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: bill clinton, Featured, kathleen kane, pennsylvania

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Lawyers, Don't Do This: Special Just For Prosecutors Version

January 8, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

So you are a prosecutor. Congratulations! And you are prosecuting actual criminals who seem to have done bad things! Also congratulations! You should be very proud of yourself. What you should not do, ever, though, is do what Canyon County (Idaho) Deputy Prosecutor Erica Kallin did and decide that it would be a great idea…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: dixie, don't do this, Featured, prosecutors

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Lawyers, Do Not Let Your Client Ever Give A Deposition Like This Robin Thicke Deposition

September 17, 2014 by Bitter Lawyer 2 Comments

Perhaps you’ve dreamed your whole bitter lawyer life about landing a big fish sort of client. A Fortune 500 company, a baseball player, a celebrity, whatever. Someone that you could just slyly mention at your next hellacious networking event that you’ve been doing a little work for [fill in insanely famous person/company here] and everyone…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News, Video Tagged With: blurred lines, celebrity deposition, Featured, marvin gaye, robin thicke

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Thomas Jefferson Cosplay Is Probably Not The Best Way To Keep Your Law License

September 16, 2014 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

Well, what have we here? Let’s say you’re handling a major criminal case. Big time. Huge. Death penalty case. And let’s say that your representation is…less than stellar, largely because you manage to miss nearly everything that you should have done to represent your client, including failing to present an alibi defense and not knowing…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: cosplay, Featured, really? really, thomas jefferson

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Bully Porn Addict Sues Apple

July 24, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

Don’t get me wrong, I generally applaud anyone suing Apple. I think they are pushing intellectual property law to the point where it limits healthy competition and will eventually destroy America’s competitive edge. (And, hey, republicans if you are looking to get more youth in your ranks, this might be a good issue for you.…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views, Really Real News Tagged With: Bitter News, frivolous lawsuits, outrageous lawsuits, stupid lawyers

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Bring Your Dog to Work Day Isn’t For Burglars

July 16, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

According to KSAT.COM, Police in San Antonio caught an “alleged” burglar when he was given away by his partner in crime, his Chihuahua. According to the article, the man broke into a local restaurant, broke open a jukebox, and stole $104.00. Of course, he ended up leaving the money at the scene anyway. Police tracked…

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How to Land 10 Year Old Sally in Jail for Chalking

July 1, 2013 by M Walter Leave a Comment

In San Diego, California a man is on trial for writing on the sidewalk with chalk. Apparently, he was writing such clever and inflammatory things as “No Thanks, Big Banks” and “Shame on Bank of America” on public sidewalks outside a few Bank of America branches in San Diego. You might wonder how something like…

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110-Year-Old Tombstone Stolen: Other Cemetery Residents All Suspects

June 26, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Breckenridge Colorado, (elevation 9,600 feet) has been rocked to the bones. According to CBS Denver, a 110 year old grave marker was stolen from a local cemetery. The article repeatedly calls the marker a tombstone… despite the fact that they make a huge deal about it being made of wood. A genealogist discovered the theft…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News

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