The Virginia Board of Bar Examiners have enforced a strict dress code of “proper business attire” for applicants during test-taking, much to the chagrin of recent law-school grads used to taking exams in pajama pants and ratty sweatshirts. After years of criticism, the Board of Bar Examiners for the Commonwealth of Virginia has finally relented…
Even More Awesome Legal Parody Songs
With so many talented, about to be under-employed, law students out there, we felt it was time to create another assemblage of ridiculous legal parody songs. And so, in no particular order and with our only purpose being to share the love, we bring you even more awesome legal parody songs. Syracuse Law parody of “1985”…
Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence
An Alabama lawyer has received a legal award for excellence in tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.
Local Lawyer Reinvents Himself as Middle-Aged Bearded Man
A Cleveland-area ERISA lawyer has successfully reinvented himself as a middle-aged bearded man, according to legal marketing insiders familiar with the matter.
FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited 48-hour free distribution of Zoloft to qualifying parents in 22 states.
Florida Man Seeks Pardon Based on Ted Cruz Defense
A Florida man has attracted an empathetic ally in his fight for his freedom. Ted Cruz reportedly asked President Obama to pardon a Florida man, Gary Jones, who was convicted for murder in 2002. Jones has just lost his last appeal this week and Senator Cruz is very eager to “end this flagrant miscarriage of…
Miley Cyrus Considering a Legal Career?
In what is perhaps a misguided attempt to restore respectability after her controversial performance at last weekend’s VMAs, Miley Cyrus is rumored to be considering shifting gears towards a legal career. Celebrity gossip mongers are torn between screaming “WTF?” and admitting this is probably a good strategy for the starlet, given the inevitability of sexual harassment lawsuits resulting from Ms. Cyrus twerking in close proximity to people’s faces without their consent.
ICC to Prosecute 50,000,000 Call of Duty Players for War Crimes
In a stunning move the International Criminal Court in The Hague has unsealed an indictment accusing over 50,000,000 Call of Duty players of war crimes. Some of the allegations are as minor as camping a spawn site. Others, however, are much more horrifying. IpwnnoobsX1X is accused of an elaborate scheme whereby he had a co-conspirator…
Drink, Dine, and Diss TV Lawyers at Bar & Orders
Bar & Orders, where lawyers can congregate to drink, dine, and engage in their favorite activity: nitpicking the inaccuracies in Law & Order.
LegalZoom to Unveil Lawyer Vending Machines at Courthouses Across America
LegalZoom has won the praise of advocates for affordable legal counsel. In a bold move, LegalZoom has broadened its reach beyond those who have access to the internet to those who have access to five dollars in quarters. Legalzoom began offering legal documents to consumers on March 12, 2001, instantly giving anyone with internet access…