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Virginia Updates Bar Exam Dress Code to "Hipster Fabulous"

July 15, 2019 by Robin Hitchcock 1 Comment

The Virginia Board of Bar Examiners have enforced a strict dress code of “proper business attire” for applicants during test-taking, much to the chagrin of recent law-school grads used to taking exams in pajama pants and ratty sweatshirts. After years of criticism, the Board of Bar Examiners for the Commonwealth of Virginia has finally relented…

Filed Under: Endings, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: bar exam

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Even More Awesome Legal Parody Songs

March 9, 2016 by Bitter Lawyer 2 Comments

With so many talented, about to be under-employed, law students out there, we felt it was time to create another assemblage of ridiculous legal parody songs. And so, in no particular order and with our only purpose being to share the love, we bring you even more awesome legal parody songs. Syracuse Law parody of “1985”…

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Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: legal parody songs, parody songs

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Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence

April 16, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

An Alabama lawyer has received a legal award for excellence in tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Awards, Featured, state bar

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Local Lawyer Reinvents Himself as Middle-Aged Bearded Man

February 20, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

A Cleveland-area ERISA lawyer has successfully reinvented himself as a middle-aged bearded man, according to legal marketing insiders familiar with the matter.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Bitter News

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FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents

January 7, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited 48-hour free distribution of Zoloft to qualifying parents in 22 states.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: drugs, kids

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Florida Man Seeks Pardon Based on Ted Cruz Defense

September 30, 2013 by M Walter Leave a Comment

A Florida man has attracted an empathetic ally in his fight for his freedom. Ted Cruz reportedly asked President Obama to pardon a Florida man, Gary Jones, who was convicted for murder in 2002. Jones has just lost his last appeal this week and Senator Cruz is very eager to “end this flagrant miscarriage of…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Bitter News, Legal News, politics

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Miley Cyrus Considering a Legal Career?

August 27, 2013 by Robin Hitchcock 2 Comments

In what is perhaps a misguided attempt to restore respectability after her controversial performance at last weekend’s VMAs, Miley Cyrus is rumored to be considering shifting gears towards a legal career. Celebrity gossip mongers are torn between screaming “WTF?” and admitting this is probably a good strategy for the starlet, given the inevitability of sexual harassment lawsuits resulting from Ms. Cyrus twerking in close proximity to people’s faces without their consent.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Breaking News, celebrity

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ICC to Prosecute 50,000,000 Call of Duty Players for War Crimes

July 19, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

In a stunning move the International Criminal Court in The Hague has unsealed an indictment accusing over 50,000,000 Call of Duty players of war crimes. Some of the allegations are as minor as camping a spawn site. Others, however, are much more horrifying. IpwnnoobsX1X is accused of an elaborate scheme whereby he had a co-conspirator…

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Drink, Dine, and Diss TV Lawyers at Bar & Orders

July 12, 2013 by Robin Hitchcock 1 Comment

Bar & Orders, where lawyers can congregate to drink, dine, and engage in their favorite activity: nitpicking the inaccuracies in Law & Order.

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LegalZoom to Unveil Lawyer Vending Machines at Courthouses Across America

June 19, 2013 by Bitter Editor 1 Comment

LegalZoom has won the praise of advocates for affordable legal counsel.  In a bold move, LegalZoom has broadened its reach beyond those who have access to the internet to those who have access to five dollars in quarters. Legalzoom began offering legal documents to consumers on March 12, 2001, instantly giving anyone with internet access…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire

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