Inspired by the flaming sledgehammer of legal advertising, Casino Law, we thought it was time for another installment of ridiculous law firm commercials. 1. Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman have actually already won this category in the past with their “Machete” commercial. But, their other commercial is a close second: 2. Florida-based Nation Law Firm decided they…
10 Funny Judicial Quotes
Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.
Five Excuses Your Prof Won’t Accept
The semester is in full swing. In fact, many students may actually already be thinking about finals. Although this doesn’t apply to any of the students we know, because it’s possible this current crop of scholars believe they learn through some sort of osmosis. Not the kind of osmosis that happens by actually showing up to class,…
7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s
Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer
Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes
Valentine S.O.S.
Valentine’s Day is an important holiday. Period. If you mess it up, there are repercussions. Unlike Groundhog or Arbor Day, you can’t ignore it. And there’s really no excuse for not trying. While it’s not necessary that you care about it, it is necessary that you show your loved one you care. My clients range…
On-Campus Interviews: a Bitter Lawyer Lowdown
With on-campus interviews starting this week at most law schools, we go soft and pull out the bitter highlights of our advice for law students.
Five Absurd Mugshots, Just In Time For Halloween
Ahhh, the sweet smell of schadenfreude. Let’s face it, we’ve probably all worn a stupid costume or two in our time, but yours probably wasn’t immortalized in a mugshot. (Yes, yes, fine, we did originally write this for Halloween, but c’mon – it’s funny all year around.) 1.This fairy may have wished those wings were real.…
Why Can’t I Wear My Halloween Costume to School?
What’s an activist kindergartener to do if he can’t wear his Halloween costume to school?
10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof
1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class 2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?” 3. “My other grandmother…