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Virginia Updates Bar Exam Dress Code to "Hipster Fabulous"

July 15, 2019 by Robin Hitchcock 1 Comment

The Virginia Board of Bar Examiners have enforced a strict dress code of “proper business attire” for applicants during test-taking, much to the chagrin of recent law-school grads used to taking exams in pajama pants and ratty sweatshirts. After years of criticism, the Board of Bar Examiners for the Commonwealth of Virginia has finally relented…

Filed Under: Endings, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: bar exam

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Bar Exam Survival Tips, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get

July 15, 2019 by Stefan BC 2 Comments

Throughout most of the country right now it is graduation season. Across thousands of colleges and high schools, scores of new graduates are celebrating remarkable academic accomplishments with their families, all while planning for a future full of hope and possibility. YOU on the other hand went to law school, so your graduation felt either like…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Adderall, bar exam, weed

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Hey Gunners: No One Thinks Your Big Words Make You Sound Smart

July 1, 2019 by Bitter Professor 1 Comment

Back to school time means back to That Gunner Guy or That Gunner Girl dominating every class discussion by using completely unnecessary Latin terms. If you are particularly unlucky, this year That Gunner will have decided to use something like nihil peti potest ante id tempus, quo per rerum naturam persolvi posit because they are…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Featured, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: big words, gunners, law

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What Should You Call Your Lawyer Rock Band?

June 29, 2019 by Andrew Cabasso Leave a Comment

Last week, our lawyer-rock band was playing at a local bar. Typical classic rock cover band, but we’re all lawyers and the band name has a clever lawyer-related pun. Anyway, we’re playing our set, and then as soon as our set is over, some record label bigwig offers us a major deal. We’d finally made…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: imaginary, rock band

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The Town that Zombies Built

June 29, 2019 by Bitter Critic Leave a Comment

For the past six years, the town of Jasper, Alabama has been subjected to the whims of a crazy lady creating a low budget zombie movie. Now, they are being subjected to the crazy whims of SyFy documenting the crazy lady creating a low budget zombie movie. And you can watch it all on their…

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What If My Dog Attacks a Drone?

June 16, 2019 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Answers to some of the more common practical legal questions about drones.

Filed Under: Ask a Futurist, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, futurists

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Top Law-Related Floppy Disks in the Past Year

June 10, 2019 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

In the spirit of keeping the floppy disk trade active and growing, here are three top law-related floppy disks we came across in the past year

Filed Under: Big Legal Brain, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Big Legal Brain, technology

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Top 3 Reasons Why Studying Law Part Time on the Weekend is the Best Thing that Makes Me Want to Die Inside

May 19, 2019 by Weekend Warrior 14 Comments

Learning love the law, one weekend at a time. He is the Weekend Warrior.

Filed Under: Featured, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: part time law school, weekend warrior, weekends

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5 MOAR Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

May 13, 2019 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

Inspired by the flaming sledgehammer of legal advertising, Casino Law, we thought it was time for another installment of ridiculous law firm commercials. 1.  Trolman, Glaser & Lichtman have actually already won this category in the past with their “Machete” commercial. But, their other commercial is a close second: 2. Florida-based Nation Law Firm decided they…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Adam Reposa, advertising, commercials, law commercials, Morgan & Morgan, Trolman Glaser & Lichtman, Winton & Hiestand

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10 Funny Judicial Quotes

April 9, 2019 by Grey Bitter 15 Comments

Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, judicial quotes

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