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Five Excuses Your Prof Won’t Accept

April 9, 2019 by Bitter Prof 3 Comments

The semester is in full swing.  In fact, many students may actually already be thinking about finals. Although this doesn’t apply to any of the students we know, because it’s possible this current crop of scholars believe they learn through some sort of osmosis. Not the kind of osmosis that happens by actually showing up to class,…

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Filed Under: Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: professors, profs

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7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s

February 13, 2019 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

With St. Valentine’s Day approaching, Etsy remains a fantastic place to find that perfect artisanal gift for your special lawyerly someone.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gift ideas, gifts

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Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer

February 13, 2019 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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Valentine S.O.S.

February 12, 2019 by Bitter Contributor 22 Comments

Valentine’s Day is an important holiday.  Period.  If you mess it up, there are repercussions. Unlike Groundhog or Arbor Day, you can’t ignore it.  And there’s really no excuse for not trying.  While it’s not necessary that you care about it, it is necessary that you show your loved one you care. My clients range…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive

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On-Campus Interviews: a Bitter Lawyer Lowdown

November 23, 2018 by Bitter Staff 5 Comments

With on-campus interviews starting this week at most law schools, we go soft and pull out the bitter highlights of our advice for law students.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: applying for jobs, job interviews, OCI, OCI Hiring Partners

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Five Absurd Mugshots, Just In Time For Halloween

October 30, 2018 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

Ahhh, the sweet smell of schadenfreude. Let’s face it, we’ve probably all worn a stupid costume or two in our time, but yours probably wasn’t immortalized in a mugshot. (Yes, yes, fine, we did originally write this for Halloween, but c’mon – it’s funny all year around.) 1.This fairy may have wished those wings were real.…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, halloween, mugshots, stupid is as stupid does

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Why Can’t I Wear My Halloween Costume to School?

October 30, 2018 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

What’s an activist kindergartener to do if he can’t wear his Halloween costume to school?

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10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof

September 4, 2018 by Bitter Prof 3 Comments

1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class 2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?” 3. “My other grandmother…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Rants, Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, nope, professors, profs

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The Alabama Hammer Will Legal Your Brains Out

August 29, 2018 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Move over Law Hawk. Wait, don’t actually. Do more commercials. We love you. But we digress, there is a new contender for our pretend title of “Best Ever Legal Advertising Strategy.” The Alabama Hammer. If you squint it totally rhymes. The Alabama Hammer will also hunt down the big bucks for you. Oh yeah, a…

Filed Under: Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: Alabama Hammer, law ads, legal advertising

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7 Deadly Sins of Law School

August 29, 2018 by The Northwest 3L 2 Comments

Across the country, law students are entering their august institutions. We here at Bitter Lawyer are happy to guide these students through the perils of their epic quest for a J.D. by reposting helpful tidbits provided by those that came before them. Stand on the shoulders of bitter giants, students. Everything has its own special…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 7, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, pride, seven, sins, sloth, wrath

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