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After the Bar Exam: So You’ve Got Your Life Back

July 31, 2018 by Robin Hitchcock Leave a Comment

It’s over. It’s behind you. You’ve taken the bar exam. If you’re lucky, you’ve got some time off before you start working. If you’re unlucky (or let’s face it, luck-neutral), you’re still waiting on an actual job offer before you start working. Either way, you now have to find a way to fill all the…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam

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The Secret To Success? Pretending You Work Much More Than You Do

July 2, 2018 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

All through law school, law students live in this fantasy world that is half-nightmare, half-dream. You know the one. It’s the one where you pull 80-hour weeks for six years running until the gods descend from Mount Olympus and bestow a partnership on you. We’re all pretty sure that we can tough out those 80-hour…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: faking it, partnership

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And Still More Ridiculous Lawyer Commercials

June 10, 2018 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

See, you totally love these stupid lawyer commercials. It’s okay we do too. It’s a labor of love. 1. If what you require of your lawyer is that they are able to make a pack of wild dogs sit, these guys have you covered. In other dog related lawyer news, we don’t know why this…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: law commercials

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Adventures in Life, Law, and Raising Five Kids

January 22, 2018 by Starlight Fonseca 2 Comments

Sometimes you have to remind yourself of all the good you’ve got

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, holidays

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Cover Letters: the Good, the Bad, the Inane

January 18, 2018 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Our best posts on dealing with cover letters, writing them, and ultimately responding to them

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: cover letters, From the Archives

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How To Leave The Best Impression At Your Holiday Parties

November 12, 2017 by Andrew Cabasso Leave a Comment

The holiday season is almost upon us, which means you still have so many party choices to make. Should you wear a suit and tie? How much drinking is acceptable? We’ve got you covered. What to wear? This is a party, not a funeral. Ditch the suit and tie and rock an aloha shirt and…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: best behavior, holidays, party

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9 Ways Law Review Will Ruin Your Life

October 27, 2017 by Robin Hitchcock 2 Comments

If you’re headed toward your 2L year, you’re probably freaking out right now about your journal invitations (or lack thereof). But before you accept a position on law review (or smack your head repeatedly into the wall because you didn’t make law review), heed my warning: law review will ruin your life.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, law review

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Seven Things to Look Forward to as a Junior Associate

October 21, 2017 by Bitter Staff 6 Comments

Seven Things to Look Forward to as a Junior Associate: 1.  Doing absolutely nothing all week, then getting a Friday phone call from a partner at 5:15 PM. 2.  Being uninteresting to people with cool jobs. 3.  Telling people that vacations are for pussies and actually believing it. 4.  Telling your friends that you have…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: associate, biglaw, Bitter by Numbers

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Torts Will Destroy My GPA

October 9, 2017 by Bitter Student 2 Comments

Oh, law school. Where to begin? I know! Torts. Oh, torts. You are awful. I am not even sure why. You are like the Magic-Grow Animals of the law: The concept seems simple. And then, it grows. Exceptions creep in. Half the Restatement rule was picked up, but the other half was not. Slotting the…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, law school, law students, torts

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Law School is Full of Gossip

October 3, 2017 by Bitter Student 1 Comment

I have survived “mid-terms,” aka “early-semester indicators of stupidity,” so it appears that I will not need to drop out of law school and ride the rails, hobo style, mourning my inability to understand the elements of battery. I will not publicly lament my grades. Wait, screw it. Yes, I will. OMIGOD, law school. These…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, law school

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