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The Town that Zombies Built

June 29, 2019 by Bitter Critic Leave a Comment

For the past six years, the town of Jasper, Alabama has been subjected to the whims of a crazy lady creating a low budget zombie movie. Now, they are being subjected to the crazy whims of SyFy documenting the crazy lady creating a low budget zombie movie. And you can watch it all on their…

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Dear Scorpion: We’re Not Mad, Just Disappointed

October 1, 2014 by Bitter SciTech 1 Comment

Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a tv show that involves an elite hacker team outrunning planes in a Ferrari? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and tv, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our…

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