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Make Sure To Get Away From Senior Attorneys During Mail Call

January 9, 2015 by Mr. Esquire Leave a Comment

If you are the lowliest person in your office, get the hell out of there when the mail comes around.

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Featured, mr. esquire, senior partners

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You Really Do Need To Show Up To Court

December 6, 2014 by Mr. Esquire 3 Comments

Mr. Esquire is back with a reminder that you do actually have to show up to court. On time. No, really.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: court, default, Featured, showing up

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Five Song Parodies Just For Lawyers

October 14, 2014 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

Just kidding. It’s six. But who’s counting? Not lawyers. That’s why you go to law school right? No math classes.  Anywho, we here at Bitter Lawyer love us some song parodies. And this week we countdown six of the best from around the web… or at least YouTube. 1. Overwhelmed at law school? This one’s for…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Featured, law parody songs, legal humor, music videos, parody songs, videos

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Lawyers, Do Not Let Your Client Ever Give A Deposition Like This Robin Thicke Deposition

September 17, 2014 by Bitter Lawyer 2 Comments

Perhaps you’ve dreamed your whole bitter lawyer life about landing a big fish sort of client. A Fortune 500 company, a baseball player, a celebrity, whatever. Someone that you could just slyly mention at your next hellacious networking event that you’ve been doing a little work for [fill in insanely famous person/company here] and everyone…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Really Real News, Video Tagged With: blurred lines, celebrity deposition, Featured, marvin gaye, robin thicke

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Add This to Our Top 5 Lawyer Videos

February 3, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

An amalgam of fairly lame and overblown Hollywood-style effects overlaid upon an interesting but vague personal story of a lawyer and his little brother

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: videos, YouTube

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How to End Pointless Law School Chitchat

August 25, 2013 by Mr. Law School 8 Comments

Mr. Law School provides some helpful hints on how to get out of annoying law school chitchat sessions.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Featured, mr. law school, Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg, sam e. goldberg

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Commencement Speech Addresses Social Consequences of a Legal Education

May 22, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

It may be a couple of years old, but Leighton Davis’s speech at her Law School Graduation is still relevant. Her humorous reflection on her law school experience will resonate with law graduates of the past, present, and future. She is able to articulate themes that have pervaded discussions of law school and law students…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: commencement

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Video Proves Police Officer Needs to Brush Up on Math

May 12, 2013 by Bitter Editor 3 Comments

A video of a public intoxication stop is making the rounds on YouTube. The officer gave a portable breath test, and the result was a BAC of .018. After showing the “suspect” that he was twice the legal limit, the young man pointed out that .018 is actually less than .08. Twice the legal limit…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video

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Bitter Vault: The Bottom Rung – Episode 1

December 20, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

The beginning of Bitter Lawyer’s original web series.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Bottom Rung, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives

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Want to Hear a Terrible Law Firm Jingle?

October 8, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

It’s a joke. But it’s better than most real attorney ads.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: advertising, jingle, law firm ad, song

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