Every year in January, hundreds of thousands of people gather from around the world in order to check out the coolest new shit they can buy. This year’s CES promises several flavors of awesomeness, like high-end tablets, VR headsets, and televisions barely thicker than your fingernail.
I’m not here to talk about these things. Go read about them in Wired. For every ounce of gold at CES, there’s a metric ton of dross, half-baked crap that’s better suited to the back pages of Sharper Image. Feast your eyes upon them.
It’s a Porsche Hard Drive!
I suppose that this is for the kind of person who steps out of his Porsche 911 wearing a Porsche Polo Shirt under a Porsche driving jacket while carrying some Porsche luggage. Thank god there’s now a way for Porsche owners to demonstrate their brand allegiance while doing a non-driving-related activity. Such a novel and inspiring design, also. A brushed-aluminum box. How has no-one thought of this before?