Chinese Movie Director Investigated for Six Counts of Having Children

The Chinese Government opened an investigation into Zhanga Yimou after rumors surfaced that he may have seven children in violation of China’s one-child policy. The Chinese film director is responsible for the Beijing Summer Olympic Opening Ceremonies that led Eric Cartman (noted American isolationist) to take over a P.F. Chang’s in South Park, Colorado.

According to Reuters, Zhang, who was “once the bad-boy of Chinese cinema,” could be fined up to 160 million Yuan. That’s over 4 million dollars per illegal child. But it has been speculated that Madonna may low ball him.