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Chinese Movie Director Investigated for Six Counts of Having Children

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The Chinese Government opened an investigation into Zhanga Yimou after rumors surfaced that he may have seven children in violation of China’s one-child policy. The Chinese film director is responsible for the Beijing Summer Olympic Opening Ceremonies that led Eric Cartman (noted American isolationist) to take over a P.F. Chang’s in South Park, Colorado.

According to Reuters, Zhang, who was “once the bad-boy of Chinese cinema,” could be fined up to 160 million Yuan. That’s over 4 million dollars per illegal child. But it has been speculated that Madonna may low ball him.

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