From the looks of it, Curse of the Dragon Slayer is basically a D&D campaign that someone turned into a script. Which could be awesome. And hey, you can only watch Lord of the Rings so many times, right?
Showtime is tonight at 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to the liveblog starting at 9.
From the trailer, I’m expecting jump-stabbing, some kind of steampunk mech maybe, and a plot that boils down to terrible things happening if the heroes don’t jump-stab a lot of bad guys. Or sez Netflix:
Medieval knight Keltus and elfin bounty hunter Nemyt trail a sinister secret cult conspiring to unleash the god of the undead from the underworld.
It’s on Netflix if you want to watch with me.
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