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Cinéma Atroce: Curse of the Dragon Slayer

  Bomb Voyage /   January 13, 2015 /   Critic, Live Blog /   2 Comments

From the looks of it, Curse of the Dragon Slayer is basically a D&D campaign that someone turned into a script. Which could be awesome. And hey, you can only watch Lord of the Rings so many times, right?

Showtime is tonight at 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to the liveblog starting at 9.

Jump right down to the liveblog.

Tonight’s Movie

From the trailer, I’m expecting jump-stabbing, some kind of steampunk mech maybe, and a plot that boils down to terrible things happening if the heroes don’t jump-stab a lot of bad guys. Or sez Netflix:

Medieval knight Keltus and elfin bounty hunter Nemyt trail a sinister secret cult conspiring to unleash the god of the undead from the underworld.

It’s on Netflix if you want to watch with me.

Tonight’s Cocktail

Old Fashioned with Bulleit Rye, Bittercube Blackstrap bitters, Demerara syrup, a lemon peel, and a frozen dark sweet cherry.

https://flic.kr/p/pRtM5v

Tonight’s Liveblog

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