From the Archives: Corri Fetman – America’s Most Risqué Lawyer

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If you don’t know Corri Fetman by name, you might know her by sight. Tall, blonde, and a lot up top, she is most widely known as the lawyer who posed for Playboy in February 2008. But Fetman’s road to infamy began in May 2007, when controversy exploded over a series billboards she posted around Chicago, which advertised her family law firm with a picture of her in sexy lingerie next to the tagline, “Life’s Short. Get a Divorce.”

She was again making headlines last year. This time in a legal dustup over a regular column called “The Lawyer of Love” that she used to pen for following her pictorial debut. Lawsuits were filed by both parties and can be read about here and here.

More than anything, this DePaul College of Law grad (and member of Law Review) is known for bringing a little sex appeal to the legal profession. Thank God! She knows how to use provocativeness to bring in business, and her outspoken style gets lawyers in Chicago and around the Web talking about topics like infidelity and S&M—from a legal perspective, of course.

We recently caught up with Fetman to chat about her Playboy experience, her law practice, how those ads originated, her “Love Lawyer” blog and her latest endeavor—body building.]

Do you still practice law?

Yes, I work 6-7 days per week. I am the President of Corri Fetman & Associates, Ltd. I wear a lot of different hats. Besides being the managing partner of the firm and a practicing lawyer, I am also responsible for marketing, and I perform rather mundane administrative tasks on a regular basis. Needless to say, I am rather busy.

What’s a typical day like for you?

There is no such thing as a “typical day” for me. The divorce profession is constantly filled with emergencies and changes of strategy, so my days are never as I plan them. But if I had to say “typical,” it would be as follows:

5:30 AM: Cardio or Weight Training
7:30 AM: Office
9:30 AM-12:00 PM: Court

The remainder of the day is drafting pleadings, agreements and letters, having conference calls with clients, sitting in meetings, assisting associate lawyers and preparing for trial.

In the evening, I’m training with my trainer, IFBB Pro Chuck Sanow, at USA Gym in Bridgeview, Illinois, or I am attending networking functions or working late.

You first gained notoriety with your racy billboards (below) in Chicago that featured the tagline “Life’s short. Get a divorce.” What was the inspiration behind those ads? How much did those ads boost your business?

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Business was very slow at the beginning of 2007. I became concerned and decided it was time to advertise more effectively. I constantly think about advertising, and I decided that I wanted to do something bold, creative and different. I believe law firm advertising is boring and virtually all the same—a bunch of lawyers sitting in the library in suits. My firm has a reputation for being aggressive, creative, ballsy, non-judgmental and knowledgeable. I wanted the ad campaign to feature these traits.

One of my favorite sayings is “Life’s Short.” The purpose of the ad campaign was to deliver a positive message. Namely, a person should be able to take stock of their life, have personal integrity and not be judged for not wanting to stay in an unhappy marriage. The ad campaign was also about making personal choices, which would lead to happiness. It is about living your best life since life is so very short. The ad was meant to take the stigma away from divorce. Instead of looking as divorce as a negative factor, why not view it as a positive new chapter with the glass being full?

Of course, the ad was not meant to trivialize divorce. Rather the ad was meant to be thought provoking and demonstrate that taking control of your life and living your best life can be a positive choice.

I also wanted the ad to show my sense of humor, which is also appreciated by our clients when going through such a tough time. That is how the photo/fantasy idea was derived. I searched through stock photos, but they were not hot enough. So, I called upon my personal trainer, Chuck Sanow, to do a photo shoot for the male. I then posed for the female photos.

Your most recent billboards are just as provocative, but they feature more of an S&M and leather look with the tagline “Take control. Get a Divorce.” What was the inspiration there?

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The third ad campaign—“Take Control. Get a Divorce.”—features a bondage theme, with a dominatrix (me) and a master (Chuck) in the photos. It was launched in January of 2008. The ad was meant to portray another positive tagline, but with a double entendre composition—the dominatrix and master theme.

Speaking of S&M, an escort we once interviewed [HERE] told us that interest in S&M is quite common among lawyers? Do you think that’s true? If so, why?

I think taboo sex is more prevalent than most people want to recognize or speak about in general. Perhaps S&M is common among lawyers because lawyers are such control and power freaks. It is just one more venue besides the courtroom for lawyers to exercise domination or submission.

A while back, we ran a piece on whether breast implants would help a female lawyer’s career. [“The Real Story on Fake Boobs”] We probably should’ve called you for a quote. But maybe it’s not too late. Do you think implants are a good career move?

Absolutely. I believe cosmetic surgery is a personal choice. Anything that makes people feel better about themselves or enhances self confidence is a great career and personal move. The better you feel about yourself, the better you will perform in your profession.

You’re clearly not afraid to use your sex appeal to your advantage. What do you think of criticisms that doing so isn’t consistent with the legal profession?

I question why this is an issue. Anyone who has a problem with sex appeal has insecurities and other latent self-esteem issues that are affecting their judgment. A secure person who is happy would not be affected by the use of sex appeal and would welcome another approach to the boring stereotypes of the legal practice. That is the very reason Baskin Robbins made many different flavors of ice cream—it is called variety.

So, you’re a body builder. How did that come about? What do you think your best feature is when it comes to bodybuilding? What needs the most work?

I would hardly call myself a bodybuilder. I have always loved weight training and fitness. I started training with IFBB Pro Chuck Sanow in 2006, and he is truly an inspiration to the profession, the most incredible trainer and a wonderful human. He trained me for my Playboy and billboard photo shoots and totally transformed my body.

I am constantly pushing myself and desire to be better and more physically fit. So, the next logical step was competition. In May 2009, I competed in my first figure bodybuilding competition. I am contemplating another competition this year. I LOVE the training, diet and discipline of preparing for the competition.

My shoulders are my best feature. I am never satisfied with my butt and legs, and it drives Chuck crazy!

Before posing for Playboy in 2008, had you ever posed nude? Any plans to do it again (not necessarily with Playboy)?

I never posed naked prior to the Playboy photo shoot. I never thought about it until the opportunity arose. I was extremely flattered. To be considered in the company of such beautiful women as Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and Pamela Anderson was the ultimate compliment.

I do not have any plans to pose naked again, but I would consider it if it was tasteful or for a good cause—such as PETA.

After you appeared in Playboy, what was the reaction of the lawyers and judges you know? Did any of them ask you to autograph a copy of the magazine?

The reaction to the Playboy spread was similar to the ad campaign. It gave the lawyers and judges who disliked me one more thing to complain and talk about. However, the majority of lawyers and judges who valued and liked me before the Playboy photos actually applauded my courage and respected me even more.

Yes, some of the judges and lawyers did ask me to autograph copies of my photos and magazines. I was very surprised at the number of lawyers and judges who regularly read my Playboy “Lawyer of Love” advice column. I received a lot of compliments and feedback about the column—even more than the photos, which was very rewarding.

You now write a regular column for Do you enjoy doing it? What do you like best about being a columnist?

The column is a place where I can be creative, so I enjoy writing it very much. I like to think outside of the box, and the column provides another forum for doing so. I am extremely unpredictable and like to write about controversial topics, so stay tuned and keep reading.

You can buy Corri Fetman merchandise here, or you can check out more about Corri on her firm’s website or over on her Chicago Now “Love Lawyer” blog.

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  • Guano Dubango

    What kind of interview is this, man?  You did not ask the most important questions, man, like 1) is she married; 2) does she like sex with all kinds of men; and 3) will she be available for dating/marriage from readers the bitter lawyer column?  I personally think I could learn to like this woman, and perhaps even date her.  Please let her know that Guano Dubango, LLM from Georgetown and native of Ghana is interested in rocking her world.  She is a refreshing change from the neurotic unattractive females normally paraded out on this site for us males to scrounge after.

  • BL1Y

    The Life’s Short ad is sexy…until you get a good look at it.  It looks like she’s had some bad work done.

  • BL1Y
  • thenambypamby

    Gotta love us Chicago lawyers.

  • Big Jim

    I like this woman.  I don’t necessarily agree with her, but you have to respect her willingness to own this persona she’s created.

  • Craig

    Yea, this girl is definitely out there.  It seems like she is more into self promotion than promoting her firm, but either way, good for her trying to do something different.  I hope people keep getting divorces, for her sake, I guess.

  • Snow angel

    This lady makes me tired just reading about her.  What energy, positive attitude, concern for her client’s feelings, motivates people to stop and analyze themselves and their choices, promotes good health, risk taker, displays passion, etc. etc. etc.  Great article.  Also, I can understand why the male comments will be different from women attorneys because may find themselves intimated.  We would all love to network with her, cocktails and great conversation.  Guano she could have you for lunch.

  • Jasper

    I must’ve missed the swimsuit competition portion of the bar.

  • Cheryl

    How in love is she with her trainer!  Sheesh.

  • Henry

    Is it just me, or is there a real shortage of muscle babes? I love a woman with biceps bigger than mine.

  • Kirk

    Guano, I don’t think you could handle this woman. She’s twist you up like pretzel and drop-kick you back to Africa.

  • Guano Dubango

    Kirk, no woman has ever left me unsatisfied.  All, in fact, come back for more; a lot more.  I think this lady would appreciate me, as I am not just like all the other lawyers who prefer to have sex and leave. I am honorable, sincere, and well educated, with an LLM degree.  Moreover, I am not just interested in meaningless sex, unlike most other legal men, but in a true relationship.  I think any woman who knows me will concur with me that I am very accomodating and very attentive to the woman I date.

  • KateLaw

    An attorney with a flair for business.  I have to respect her for that.

  • Kirk

    Guano, if you’re so great, why are you still single? And while we’re at it, why did you resort to trolling this site for a date? I’m guessing Valentine’s Day for you this year will be a box of chocolates, some vaseline and your favorite adult movie. Enjoy!

  • Guano Dubango

    I forgot, Kirk, you need not take my word.  Here is the first paragraph of a great article about what one white women think about me.
    His Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There’s only one patch of skin on a white man’s body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man’s skin. The first time I caressed black skin, it felt like a luxury I shouldn’t be able to afford. I craved it more strongly than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes. That phrase, “Once you go black, you never go back” is all about the feeling of the skin.
    Sorry, Mr. Kirk.  I will be busy tomorrow!  For the full article, see

  • Bitter Overseas

    With all due respect, the whole gig comes off as kinda taseless

  • Alma Federer

    I do not necessarily agree with Corri’s methods, but I have to say that she is out there in a man’s world, making it on her own.  She probabley took a lot of crap from men because she is a woman, and like me, very attractive.  But she probabley ignored the criticism and forged ahead to success.  Kudo’s to Corri.  I hope all women take a lead from you and do not submit to dumb men who want to objectify us because we are attractive women.

  • A

    Awesome!  I love encouraging people to break their commitments, too.  Really, is there any thing sexier than publicly provoking the dissolution of a family for the illusion of a cheap thrill and calling it “positive?” It is also very important to be “non-judgmental.” I mean, being “non-judgmental” isn’t just important for lawyers who are defending people that screw those closest to them, it is also very important for drug dealers and hookers.  Life is short – of course, losing half your stuff and having children and an ex that hate you is a good way to make it feel a lot longer.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone who hates on Corri is exactly what she said in the interview: insecure with themselves.  What she’s done, and continues to do, is inspiring and fascinating.  She’s created a brand and image for herself, something that takes initiative, ingenuity, and well… balls.  I applaud her efforts.  That said, I am a (male) lawyer who cares about my appearance, and takes physical fitness and bodybuilding seriously, so I can relate to her on many levels… Too bad her face is a bit beat because that body is amazing.

  • A

    “Insecure with themselves” Really? Based on what? Can’t someone just be secure in their belief of general decency and disagree?  Just because you craft an image that takes hard work and balls doesn’t make it admirable.  That is basically how fascism has functioned in every historical period.  Maybe to be admirable it might have to be, you know, admirable?

  • Anonymous

    No one would care about this if the woman lawyer was not beautiful.  It is only because this woman is beautiful that we read.  If she looked like a man with long hair, we would not care.  That is why unattractive women do not merit responses, and homely men also are ignored in this legal world.

  • Special Ed

    I read an interesting feature about Corri on that is very honest and supportive of her figure career competitions and her legal accomplishments. Chuck Sanow is a very handsome man and men who have slept with his ex-wife believe that the two are engaged in a little quid pro quo.