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Editor’s Note: Off the Menu Will Return Momentarily

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Mr. Pinkham is under the weather. Do not bother him on Twitter and do not bother him here. Wait gracefully until he feels better and you will have a new OTM.

  • Robert Cummings

    Get well soon, Pinkham! Hope it wasn’t something you ate!

    • tigersharktoo

      Or concussion from slapping head too hard!

  • Pudman

    Probably ate something crunchy. Or red ! Or even some fish that didn’t ‘swim like this’. It’s a dangerous world out there. We dutifully, and gracefully, as Lisa so eloquently requested, patiently await the return of the Wiliest of Ubertrouts.

  • LiLi

    Hope he feels better soon! He should eat something nice and hot. Mother likes her food hot.

  • SarahLovesFabric

    I’m not used to waiting for things, thanks to my status in the Monogrammed Thermos Illuminati. I hope Mr. Pinkham is soon strong enough to save bread on his regular schedule.

  • Womanatee

    He probably made the mistake of eating fish.
    The ones that swim.
    (swimming motion)

  • Pudman

    Another fallen hero. The plague of red crunchy fish that ‘swim like this’ MUST BE STOPPED !!!
    Waiting patiently as ordered for the return of The Wiliest of Ubertrouts, sir.

  • Pudman

    Like I said, prolly just some crunchy red fish ‘that swim like this’. Why is THAT getting censored anyway?
    I have a monogrammed thermos you know.