Remember Utopia? Remember our friend Attorney Mike who brought a gavel to Utopia, because you never know when you’re going to need to judge something? Do you want to be like Attorney Mike? Do you also want to open beer at the same time? Then you might need the Beer Hammer.
Yes, it’s what you’ve all been waiting for: a gavel combined in some sort of unholy and unnecessary union with a bottle opener. It will run you $30, and it will also turn you into a person that totes a giant gavel around to open his or her beer rather than one of those tiny ones you can just leave on your keychain.
If you’re really feeling the judge roleplay thing, you can get some wooden coasters so you can bang that gavel with an authentic ca-chunk all day long, but those will run you an extra $12. Small price to pay for aggravating everyone you know.