• Guano Dubango

    It is especially hard for me to be here in your country when the women do not treat me as a royal lion. Instead, I have these he/she creatures making names at me when I am royalty back in my own home country.

    I am clean, and eligible, and am good to women in bed. Why is it that I am having so much difficulty attracting an eligible, nubile woman of law?

  • Strenuous Objector

    See the “you so dumb sucka” scale is exactly why Cooley is such a prestigious law school. I mean they even have their own ranking system that puts them near the top of the ranks. And couldn’s some of that debt be forgiven if it’s federal loans and he does find a job in public interest?