Macaulay Culkin will live to sing another song about pizza.[TMZ]
Matt Damon is very familiar with Ben Affleck’s penis. [PopSugar]
Kris Jenner has moved on from Bruce. [E! Online]
Meet Britney Spears’ new arm candy. [Perez Hilton]
Andy Dick is in hot water again. [Dlisted]
Justin Timberlake is going to be a papa. [Us Weekly]
Celebrities went through awkward phases, too. [BuzzFeed]
Jon and Kate back together? [Radar Online]
OITNB star Lea Delaria had a confrontation with a subway preacher. [Queerty]
AC/DC drummer cleared of murder-for-hire charges. [Starpulse]
Kiera Knightley goes topless to prove a point (NSFW). [Gawker]
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are still at it. [Just Jared]
Tom Cruise may have a crush on his 22-year-old assistant. [Celebitchy]
Jerry Seinfeld thinks he has autism. [L.A. Times]