It’s back-to-school raffle ticket season. I don’t want any goddamn raffle tickets. The prizes always suck, and I never win anyway. Two secretaries have asked me so far if I’ll buy some for their kid—“no pressure,” of course. Am I a bitch if I say no? Or if I only buy one to get them off my back, do I look like a cheap ass? I have loans.
Buy ten dollars worth from each and call it a day. Cost of doing business.
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