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I Made Out with a Married Associate

  Ex-Bitter /   August 6, 2008 /   Columns, Lawyer /   6 Comments


QI’m in love with this senior associate I’m working with.  He’s super-cute, super-smart and super-married. We made out last night. Now what?

ACall the New York Times and go live with such earth-shattering news!  What do you mean, what do you do?  Just chill out and act like an adult. Tell him you made a mistake and it won’t happen again.

PS—Get over yourself. You’re not Carrie Bradshaw. Flirting with married guys is lame. Besides, if this dude were single, you’d already be bored. Move on.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, affairs, office romance

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