Last Call for the $100 Lawyer Moustache

Gregory D. Luce Contests, Lawyer 1 Comment

Last call for submitting to Bitter Lawyer’s stache contest, where the best moustache on a lawyer (or law student) gets $100 donated in the person’s name to the cause of eliminating prostate cancer. Don’t have a William Howard Taft or even a Bobby Segall? Just Photoshop a moustache if you have to. We’re Bitter Lawyer, for crissakes. Except for booze and writing, we have pretty low standards.

So, if you’re already rocking a lawyer moustache, have a Photoshopped version of moi with a mo, or you are growing a moustache for Movember, send us a picture and info at We’ll review the submissions and anoint an overall winner, based on how original, impressive, or fashionable the stache. We’ll then donate $100 toward the cause of eliminating prostate cancer, either to your existing Movember account or in your own name. So, send in your submission. And keep on mowing.

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  • Ellen

    When I was in Law school, there was this guy with a mustach, that all the men were jelous of b/c they could not grow one. Also, alot of the women loved it b/c it would tickel them in a way that they liked. I did not like the guy’s mustach b/c I could always see food in it, and when he ate tomatoe soup it was disgussting. FOOEY! FOOEY!