• Guano Dubango

    This advice never worked for me. As an LLM student, I often tried to speak with the best looking women, but for the most part, they already had their circle of friends. The only ones I was able to hook up with were the women who looked like water buffalo, and who weighed at least 30 kilos more than I did.

    Since these women also wanted sex I was happy to oblige, but I insisted that they not be on top, because only weighed 65 kilos, and I did not enjoy looking at them using me as their trampoline.