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5 Lawyerly Promotional Items To Grow Your Client Base

  Bitter Staff /   May 28, 2015 /   Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer /   2 Comments

So, you’ve put your face on a local bus stop, created a zombie-themed teevee commercial, and bought a billboard on the outskirts of a very popular roller skating rink, but you’re still not getting the beaucoup client traffic you were hoping for. Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer can help you. We have found five sure-to-stand-out legal promotional items for you to give away to your brother-in-law’s sister’s aunt at your next holiday shindig.

1.) This inspirational judicial gavel squeeze ball

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It’s genius, because as we all know, an angry client is a litigious client.

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