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5 Lawyerly Promotional Items To Grow Your Client Base

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So, you’ve put your face on a local bus stop, created a zombie-themed teevee commercial, and bought a billboard on the outskirts of a very popular roller skating rink, but you’re still not getting the beaucoup client traffic you were hoping for. Well, we here at Bitter Lawyer can help you. We have found five sure-to-stand-out legal promotional items for you to give away to your brother-in-law’s sister’s aunt at your next holiday shindig.

1.) This inspirational judicial gavel squeeze ball

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It’s genius, because as we all know, an angry client is a litigious client.

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  • Lawyers are such scum. I remember when it was illegal (or at least considered ambulance-chasing) for you parasites to advertise. Have none of you any shame?

  • Very nice article. The most successful firms, again and again, have adopted a variety of programs to insure that their clients get the most consistent and best possible service experience they can. Most of these leading-edge firms have also adopted specific mission and values statements that keep employees focused on the institutional values associated with service to clients.