Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom:
Harvard has misplaced a computer tape that includes sensitive information on nearly 80,000 people. “‘Harvard Law School is contacting clients and running legal notices in newspapers to inform people about the tape loss,’ [university spokesman Robb] London said.” [Boston Herald]
Guy Ritchie (AKA: Madonna’s bitch soon-to-be-ex-husband) finally realized he needed to bring in the big guns. [My Park Magazine]
It’s going to be nothing but roses, sunshine, smooth transitions and bipartisan behavior when Obama swears in next year. [Boston Herald]
Lost book of the Bible? The book of billables. St. Thomas More, the patron saint of lawyers, would be so proud. [Law.com]
Even though most news regarding First Lady-elect Michelle Obama concentrated on her crowd-hissing Election Night dress, some still wonder what makes her tick. [Ms. JD]