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Megablawg: Superhero of the Legal Profession

  Gregory D. Luce /   March 29, 2012 /   Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession /   Leave a Comment

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Despite appearances to the contrary, there is only one Megablawg. And he works obscurely during the day as a quarter-time lawyer and three-quarter-time life coach. Every waking hour, however, he and his sidekick Microblawg use the latest social media teambuilding technology to keep a keen eye on the uniweb for legal content they can scrape and repost for justice—and the greater good.

Neo-Scrivener is their nemesis. A malodorous failed blawger who has forsworn the internet and has loudly and publicly deleted his Facebook account, Neo-Scrivener nevertheless continues to increase his following through an anonymously written blawg and “postcard” Tweets delivered by US mail. While his postcards have taken on a cult following and fetch high prices on eBay, Neo-Scrivener’s tactics pose a real and imminent threat to the future of successful elawyering. The blawgging world’s hopes now rest with Megablawg.

Damage: Does 1 damage to reputation; has no other damaging skills
Weaknesses: Snickers, Amazon.com, Pinterest, Hootsuite
Arch Enemy: Neo-Scrivener (Supervillain Card #12).

Follow us each week as we release more cards of legal superheroes, whether Paralex, Redactor, Doctor Juris, or a slew of archvillains and sidekicks.

Superhero vector image courtesy of Shutterstock

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession Tagged With: blogging, Megablawg, superheroes

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