Kris Jenner really couldn’t stand to have her spawn out of the public eye for even one second, so she had to Instagram a pic of the fam in all white almost immediately after Solange Knowles’ all-white wedding photos hit the internet. [B. Scott]
Lorde stands up for her BFF Taylor Swift after Katy Perry’s BF makes fun of her backside. [Huffington Post]
Meanwhile, everyone is making fun of Kim Kardashian’s backside. [Oddee]
Johnny Depp might have dipped too far into his pirate’s gin at an awards show. [US Magazine]
Kristen Stewart has her own issues at an awards show and suffers a wardrobe malfunction (NSFW). [USA Today]
Also, Kristen’s ex Robert Pattinson looks like he lost a bet with his latest haircut. [Perez Hilton]
Did Jim Carrey give Robert his new look? [Dlisted]
The Osbournes return to claim their reality TV crown. [Pink is the New Blog]
Miley Cyrus and the spawn of Schwarzenegger are an item. [E! Online]
James Franco acted very strange on the Internet over the weekend. [Gawker]
The inspiration behind “Baby Got Back” is finally revealed. [Jezebel]
Jennifer Lawrence talks about her favorite snack foods. [MTV]
Gwyneth Paltrow wigs out when she hears Chris Martin and JLaw are back together. [Celebitchy]
Evan Rachel Wood and Katherine Moennig are no more. [Just Jared]