Dear Ad People,
We know that everyone gets a little loopy around the holidays, so we were ready to excuse your insane ads from December. But we can't help thinking that the heat may be getting to you. It's not that we dislike these ads. It's that they make no sense. And specifically, that they don't relate to the product you are selling. Don't believe us, that's fine, we have examples:
2. Cricket Wireless. We love your cuddly little mascots. Seriously, Ah-dorable. But why? Why are these round ball things your mascot? Shouldn’t you have a freakin’ Cricket for your mascot?
We are confused!