We know how it is. We experience it ourselves. Every now and then, you get that weird feeling. It’s like something’s missing. You check for your keys. Cell phone’s in its usual spot. Have you checked the children lately? Yeah, they’re still around. Hmmmm… Ah, yes, that’s what it is. It must be. Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan?!
The trainwreck with a ginger coat of paint was a constant in both our gossip streams and in U.S. courtrooms for almost a decade. She was our #1 gossip girl. The last tasty morsel we were fed was her Oprah-fied reality show Lindsay. How great was that?
But then in 2014, she up and moved to London on us. It was supposed to be a quick jaunt to perform in the play Speed-the-Plow. But then she found herself a flat and stayed put. WTF? Lindsay’s been so quiet. Has she actually gotten her shit together? We refuse to believe it. The Dina and Michael are strong with this one. The crazy may be set to simmer, but we know it will boil over once again.
Well, this week we got thrown a tiny little bone: Lilo is back in the court system! Hooray!
Lindsay’s former driver Edson Ricci is suing her for $27,839.18 in unpaid bills: $26,400 for transportation services and $1,439.18 for a hotel bill he fronted for her.
Edson worked for Lindsay from August 21, 2012 through October 23, 2012 (two whole months!!) what you might call the height of insanity in Lindsay-town. According to TMZ, these are just a few of the highlights of what was going down in her life at the time:
- Her dad staged an emergency intervention, cops were called to the scene.
- She was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident after she allegedly clipped someone with her car.
- She was banned from the Chateau Marmont for allegedly not paying a $46,350.04 bill.
- She allegedly brought jewel thieves with her to a party…and they allegedly robbed the place.
Hopefully, this means Linds will be heading back over the pond to settle the matter, pronto. Can you just imagine all the dirt this driver has on her?
What we would’ve paid to be a fly on the wall of one of her Town Cars…