Another day, another Trump family lawsuit. The next four years are going to be “spirited,” don’t you think? Hubby Don isn’t the only member of this clan who is knee-high in litigation. That’s right, the future first lady… Future. First. Lady. Fu-tu-re firrrsst la-dy…
As we were saying, now that Melania Trump is going to be redecorating the White House from her penthouse in Trump Tower, she’s got a rep to defend. And what respectful FLOTUS would allow her image to appear on products such as honey and underwear? Certainly not the patron saint of those who are bullied. She just hates bullies, doesn’t she? Wouldn’t be caught dead around one.
As we all know, Melania is originally from Slovenia, and over in her homeland, people are making a killing off of selling items using her image—things such as jars of honey, cakes, shoes, underwear, salad, and even a Christmas tree. Melle Mell ain’t having it and has hired Slovenia law firm Pirc Musar & Parnerji to help knock the shit off.
Pirc Musar told the Associated Press: “Judicial practice in Slovenia is clear: The use of the name, surname, and photo of someone for commercial purposes without approval is not allowed. We issued only a general warning. We did not decide to call anybody or to demand anything. We have nothing against the Christmas tree in Ljubljana named Melania because this has nothing to do with commercial purposes. But we can’t allow some products to be named ‘Melania Trump.’”
I guess we can forget about the book we’ve been writing: The Melania Trump Guide to Fighting Grown-Ass-Men Bullies on Twitter.